Ever been told that God’s love is unconditional? It’s not. It’s extremely conditional. Ever been told that Jesus weeps over souls who go to Hell? He doesn’t. He celebrates. Ever been told that Satan is the ruler of Hell? He’s not. Yahweh, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are the Ones who designed all of Hell’s tortures and They’re the Ones currently sticking it to all the souls who are already there. You see, when you are lied to about who your Gods really are, you end up with a false sense of security about your standing with Them. Our Gods are love and wrath. They are mercy and revenge. They are gentle and violent. They don’t need us. They aren’t desperate to save us. While both Jesus and Yahweh complain in the Bible about how few humans ever sincerely seek Them, They are both perfectly fine with the fact that the vast majority of us will end up in Hell. You see, it’s not just three loving Gods gushing over us in Heaven. It’s three Multitaskers who are blessing one group and torturing another, and taking equal delight in both tasks.