This report didn't mention Houston, but there is a gay village in Houston, near the Museum District, connected to a street called Montrose.
It almost makes me scared to go to the museums any longer, as they're always full of gays.
61 comments
God forbid two evils in one place, surely that this is proof of a conspiracy between places of learning and gay's.
After a good night out partying, drugs, dancing, clubbing and fornicating there is nothing better than a raunchy visit to the museum. All those naked bones.....I'm excited already.
if the Jewish Task Force website was like a street... it would like a dark creepy alleyway that has no light and no ending...and defiantly a place that says STAY OUT!!! written in blood...this website scares me...
anyways... Arts and tolerance...dude you should stay away... you might learn something...
Yeah, I'd be worried. You might catch gay from them. Or maybe they'll start gaying out in front of you or maybe even they'll transform into their true gay alien self and turn the world gay.... Honestly are you scared of them or your ill-guided, bible driven view of the world?
@cui bono - hahahaha
It's not a "village," but it is a community with a large gay community. But so what?
Besides, Rubystars, it's not like you ever went to the museums anyway. They're full of education, science and facts - heaven forbid you risk learning something!
My church group went out to lunch last Friday. We wanted to try a new restaurant so we went to a Thai place near the district.
Everything was nice, but sure enough, the "server" was a little light in the loafers, if you know what I mean. Not long after that, I started looking at the man's buttocks - slowly swaying and shaking as he cleaned the tables off. Then I noticed a discrete buldge at the front of his pants and felt "feelings" in myself.
I had to leave right away and cast out the gay temptation demons. I'm glad to say, I'm once again 100% heterosexual like Rev. Haggard, but it was touch and go there for a moment. Praise Jesus!
So anyway, don't tell me that you can't catch the gay, because it can and does happen. Like all diseases, the root cause for the gay is demon temptations.
My favorite part about montrose is the mural of mickey mouse playing pool with a bunch of leatherbound muscley, YMCA-type dudes. I'm not sure it's there anymore.
And let's not lie. It's because you might learn something. Gays are too busy having gay sex and subverting America's youth with their "gay agenda" to have time to contaminate museums.
I find it humorous he can pinpoint the gay clusters with such accuracy.
"There's a possibility for a suck & fuck between 12.34.395 long and 48.23.23 lat and a cruising park adjacent where you use a blue handkerchief to indicate you're a top or bottom and practice your swishy stroll, please take this information to heart, I found this out for.. eeeuh.. studies to counteract sins."
"It almost makes me scared to go to the museums any longer, as they're always full of gays."
You frighten easily, don't you? I'll be you still sleep with a night-light, too.
@BCD
I hear ya, man. I spend all my evenings on my knees praying with those godless homosexuals, like Rev. Haggard did, too.
Guess what? Your supermarket is full of gays. Guess what else? Your dentist office? Gays. Doctor's office? Gay people galore. I guess you'll just have to hide in your attic and have your food delivered by your paperboy, Roger...oops, I just received info that Roger is, in fact, gay. Guess you're going to starve to death. Too bad!
Dude ! Aren't there more dangerous things to worry about than gays ? Like, I dunno, atomic bombs, oil peak, economic breakdown, disease, war, evil corporate politics...
I think the rich and powerful fucking us is worse than gay dudes fucking each other. At least they're not trying to convert us like some religion I know...
Rubystars, what possible risk do you think you're facing? No gay man is going to touch you, mainly because... you're a woman.
And if you're really worried about being dragged behind a cabinet of Greek urns and gang raped by lesbians, here are some statistics for you:
*Types "lesbian rape" into Google*
...
On second thoughts I think i'll just lie down and rub house bleach into my temples for a while...
@ Tomby Stone: too funny!
Rubystars, yer an ignert old tart, ain'tcha?
Oh noes... a gay village in Houston? Houston, Texas? i.e. the fourth largest city in the United States? Who'd've thunk it? Tsk. Actually it'd be pretty disappointing if Houston didn't have a gay area. Actually, you seem to be surprisingly familiar with the location. (A street called Montrose, eh?)
So let's have a look then... Google Maps reveals that the following museums are in the area:
- Museum of Fine Art: trust me, many if not most of the artists were probably gay or at least ambiguous themselves.
So, I'm sorry, but I don't see you going to any of these museums anyway.
Then again, as a gay museum visitor myself ("Aren't those ichthyosaurs 'bone(r)s' just fabulous ? Oh behave!") I can understand that you're a bit intimidated by all those flaming queens cruising the Jurassic section. But believe me... as long as you remember to "not touch the exhibits", you should be safe. :)
wow, actual homophobia. I get annoyed with people who simply hate gay people being called homophobes since hate and fear are different, though often intertwined. I'd love to meet someone I could scare the shit out of by kissing another guy in front of them.
The worst part is how, when I am in the bathroom, sucking one of their cocks, sometimes they call *me* gay! That's just uncalled for.
Now Jimbo, I meant that lovingly
and you were really really good.
Just kidding and no offense meant.
Don't Jews claim special privilege from having been persecuted in Europe over so many centuries?
Generally people agree they were given a very raw deal.
Npow you, asshole, want to pass this bad time on to gays? Well, in case you don't know, gays suffered too. Jews were not the only ones in Hitlers death camps! So perhaps you really want to wipe out all gays. Fine. Then there is no reason, that being so, not to wipe out all Jews, is there?
You are a disgrace to your 'Am and your Mishpachah!
Oh no, what will they do without your patronage, your stunning intellect, and your rapier sharp wit?
"It almost makes me scared to go to the museums any longer, as they're always full of gays."
image
It almost makes me wonder why Soho - in London - isn't full of LGBT people, even though Old Compton Street is Gay Central. And the Natural History Museum isn't far away from there.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
