I am afraid many of you have Resurrection confused with erection. Those who refuse to bow their knees before the resurrected Savior are likely to kneel before an erection.
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WTF?, are you trying to use all the words which end by -etion?, can I write something like "those who refuse to bow their knees to the resurrected Saviour are likely to kneel with subjection and defection before an erection?
Ah, haha, that's too funny, because I know plenty of girls who will gladly claim that they'd 'bow their knees before the ressurected Savoir' but who'd also just as quickly 'kneel before an erection'. In fact, 80% of the girls at my school who are pregnant, have been pregnant, or arn't virgins ARE religious. I find it highly amusing that all the Christian girls are being sluts, and yet these people keep saying atheists are the nasty ones.
Campus Evangelist Jed Smock always bragged his wife and 5 daughters were pure heaven-bound Christians. He calls college girls sluts.
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Recently Smock's teen daughter Justina had a baby. Afterwards she and boyfriend married. There is a painful mess in that "christian" family but Jed and wife Cindy have tried to keep mum about their knocked up daughter and little bastard granddaughter. Gotta love hypocrisy!
Jed goes campus preaching as usual, shouting "Whore" to coeds and scolding them for fornicating and aborting their "little bastards".
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You gotta problem with that?! Don't forget that straight women suck cock too, and I'm sick of the implication that there's something wrong with it! I bet this guy expects his wife (and who knows how many other women) to kneel before his erection. Is that different because he's holy, or because they're inferior?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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