It is a good thing that people expose Animorphs for what it is. Even though the series ended 4 years ago, there is still a wide fan-base. Even after 4 years they still have a hold on me. Reading Animorphs once a month became a sort of religious ritual for me. Delusions filled my head and are still there to this day. I really believed they were real for a time and I could see them following me, judging me. I still have these delusions. It infringes on the love I have for Christ and all that Christ has done for me.
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Uh? I remember Animorphs being popular in the mid 90s, and long forgotten by the dawn of the new millenium.
and o hay, when I was in elementary school and read the Animorphs, I wanted to turn into animals too. It's called pretending and being a KID
Childhood fancies are sinful?
Oh the hypocrisy. I wish I was a dolphin.
Animal morphing fantasies are an EXTREMELY ancient fantasy of mankind.
*tries to choke back hysterical laughter* *fails* spfffftHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Aheeeheehee! I gotta say, I've been lurking here for several months, and this has got to be my absolute favorite post thus far. This is grade-A, 24-karat comedy gold, right here! "I could see them following me, judging me"! Judging! I'm gonna be LOLing about this one for days. That baby's going straight into my Internet Quotes folder, yes indeed.
Delusions filled my head and are still there to this day. I really believed they were real for a time and I could see them following me, judging me. I still have these delusions.
This sounds like he could be referring to any and all religions. Now if he could just get THAT delusion out of his head.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to curing it. Question is, do you feel it's only a problem because it infringes on your newfound faith, or because you simply have delusions? Also, aside from forgiving sins, what has Jesus done for you?
Yea, the author definitely needs psychiatric help.
Oh, and this is fun: exposingsatanism.org is blocked at my office as a "Hate & Discrimination" site. Awesome.
So you're unable to tell the difference between fantasy and reality and you may very well be schizophrenic? I suppose that if Animorphs were following me around I'd be scared too. Good for me that they would not infringe on my love for any other imaginary friend, simply because i have no other imaginary friends.
Therefore I count myself lucky. Do you?
I don't think it's ever pretended to be anything other than what it is, i.e. fiction.
Next you'll be outing Elton John as gay.
It's always the same shit with these people ...
'I think the clock is telling me to kill my parents therefore we should ban all clocks.'
'Looking at pictures of naked children make me really horny therefore no children should ever be allowed to be naked.'
Take a little responsibility for your own deluded fucked up mind.
Don't blame Animorphs for your paranoia and inability to distinguish reality from fiction. Just go see a doctor.
I used to like the Animorphs, when I was in elementary school. But even when I was in elementary school I never confused it with reality.
Why the hell would the Animorphs judge you? As far as I recall, they were fighting slugs that took people's brains over...
My god. Fundie-ism makes sense now. THEY'RE YEERKS.
I love Animorphs. I've started reading the books again when I heard they'd be rereleased in an updated form.
They're just as terrific as I remember. But I'm not in ANY WAY near as addicted as this guy.
Animorphs may not be the best book ever, but Satanic? Next thing you know another 90s series will be Satanic, like Goosebumps. Though somehow I suspect that's already been put on the chopping block...
Expose it for what it is? It's a sci-fi/fantasy series, isn't it?
I bet the fan-base for Star Trek is wider...
You believed they were real? How young were you? Five?
So you're the one hiding Jesus? What has he done for you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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