Goddy is a baldie-head! Goddy is a baldie-head!
...nope, no bear appearing and tearing me apart here.
Fundie 'faith'. 'Belief' by those in Ruptured Retards - their eSCATology - based on nothing more than a 19th Century heresy. The concept of a 'God'.
'The only way to combat ridiculous propositions is through mockery'
-Thomas Jefferson
If he were alive today, he'd be a commenter here in FSTDT. And what more ridiculous proposition than a so-called 'God of Love' who'd want to torture people?! Mock-mock-mock. He doesn't fucking exist, and you lot know it.
Your 'God' can kiss my arse, Ruptured Retards.
Me: "A Barearse, your God is like the four headed, man-eating haddock fish beast of Aberdeen."
A Beararse: "in what way"?
Me: "it doesn't exist."
[/"Blackadder"]
A 'God of unconditional love' who tortures people for eternity, nay, sends a bear to eviscerate some kids for the worse-than murder crime of mocking a man's bald head...?!
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...oh no more, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs!
...and still not seeing that bear in my home, A Beararse. Oh, I think I know why: as a Brony, I have faith in Fluttershy. She is an expert at Bear-fu.* After all, she even bested the God of Chaos, Discord, no less (she must've watched "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier", and inspired by the Source of all Awesomeness in the universe, Capt. James T. Kirk, who himself bested God; 'What does God need with a starship?'), therefore...!
I can't prove Fluttershy will deter any bears your 'God' sends to punish me for 'mocking' him & therefore you. But then, who needs 'Proof', when you've got 'Faith' eh, A Beararse and everyone else on Ruptured Retards?! And still not seeing any bears, so Fluttershy must be in the vicinity, just out of sight, eh...?! [/mega-smartarse]
Moral: Fundie religion. That is the real joke.
*- Flawless Victory! [/"Mortal Kombat"] X3