Kent #fundie beforeitsnews.com

Most thoughts and dreams are from demons. Stay celibate during Apocalypse. Newborns are micro-chipped in delivery rooms. Kids are nano-chipped during vaccinations. Aborted babies go to hell for 33 and a half years. Contraceptives are early abortion. Mothers who abort have breast cancer. Make-up puts a stain on the image of God. Soda (Pepsi, etc.), Cosmetics (make-up, etc.), vaccines, anti-cancer, and anti-aging products all have special ingredient: cells of aborted fetuses. So, don’t use make-up and don’t drink Soda. Pray the Jesus prayer.

Juden are chosen people by Satan to lead people to the antichrist. Note that they themselves will not receive mark of the beast, but they want you to receive it. How Juden of them? Juden made up Islam to fight Christians. That’s why these two religions are similar. Pork is forbidden. Circumcision is mandatory. Praying is done head down. Praying head down is devil worship according to Orthodoxy. Animals are ritualistically killed for 30 minutes. Hence, Kosher = Halal. Concerning homosexuality, Old Testament law is followed. Forgive me for being rude, but that’s what I was taught. Ever heard of Scido amafreikis? It’s hard-boiled egg sprinkled with ashes from a cloth soaked in Christian blood. That’s what they eat. The rest of Christian remains is given to McDonalds.

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