It's the eighth figt of the Holy Spirit. If I didn't have God, I wouldn't be able to. Basically, you got to set up 'dates' with God and just sit alone without any noises or distractions, and talk to Him. And LISTEN to Him. God's voice is like a radio station. Sound waves flow through the air. YOU have to be on the right 'station' to perceive these sounds.
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I'm picturing him sitting there all alone and shirtless, twisting his nipples and saying: "WHERE ARE YOU, HOLY SPIRIT? COME IN, HOLY SPIRIT!"
Cute metaphor, if a little simplistic -- and, in my opinion, pointless. But at least this isn't a typical fundie rant.
My time on earth in limited, I can't be bothered to listen. God on the other hand is apparently the eternal omnimax, creator of all life and of all we see, the Alpha and the Omega...yet he can't shoot me an email or pick up a phone to check in on me.
Julian: ROTLMFAO!!! Too good, too good!
Fundiebabble phrase: "you got to set up 'dates' with God'
As you can see, given enough noise and powerful amplification, any signal can be found. Also, people can imagine hearing things.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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