Heres somethin i found while studying the bible one night. I took the important numbers 1, 3, 7, 10, and 12. I then used the coresponding letter from the alphabet.
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Using the Symbol font on most computers, if you type my initials you get 'alpha' and 'omega'. Therefore I am God.
That makes about as much sense.
L. G. A. J. C.
33 is also 1/3 of 100, and 33 and 1/3 is the speed for an old album. Coincidence? I think not!
When studying mathematics one night, I took the first five prime numbers, 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11, and then used their corresponding letters from the alphabet: B, C, E, G, K.
How did you decide those were "the important numbers?" Isn't 3.14 etc. an important number? How 'bout 9? Without nine you could never get to 10. Or, 1,000,000? Without a million you could never become a millionaire.
P.S. Just because you thought it was interesting doesn't mean it WAS interesting.
Or....
L G A J C means "Last Godly American Jerkwater Culture
Either way you need to put your bible down, go outside and get some fresh air.
2, 4, 6, 8
B, D, F, H
Big Dicks Fucking Hoes.
I thought you were in 2nd degree in primary school, judging your spelling and the fact that you can't see that, as well as old as humankind, this riddle is a simple arrangement of conventions which means nothing.
Wow. That is amazing. [/sarcasm] The fact that the "message" is in modern English, Jesus' real name was Yeshua (Yahshua, etc.) and "Lord" has only started with an "L" for about the last 1,000 years kinda screws it up a bit, though.
My birthdate is June 7th, 1988. That comes out to 6/7/88. Take the corresponding letters for each digit, and it makes F G H H, which is short for a bathroom graffiti I saw one time: "Frank Got High Here".
Seriously though.
"Numerology is fine if Christians do it!"
You know God kicked Saul's ass for trying to contact the dead, right?
Fucking twat.
What makes these numbers "important"? Oh, that's right, you probably started from the letters and THEN attributed the numbers so it fits your wacky theory.
By the way, what you're doing there could be considered the practice of numerology, and apparently that is forbidden by the christian church.
But in the correct order they are A C G J L
Anti-Christ gives Jesus love. Meaning that the Anti-Christ is actually in league with Jesus, and proving that your religion is a lie from the devil. My numerology has one-up'ed yours, sucker.
A C G J L - A Cum Guzzling Jeebus Lover
A C G J L - All Christians Give Juggling Lessons
A C G J L - A Certain God Judges Lamely
A C G J L - Are Christians Giving Jizz Lessons?
And this is just what i came up with off the top of my head with the letters in the correct order.
You fail at numerology, common sense and life.
And if you take the Pyramids of Giza, the Vatican, and Washington DC, and plot their locations on a map of the world, you will find that they form a perfect triangle!!!
Tell THAT to everyone who laughs at the Illuminati/Catholic/Freemason conspiracy!
Ouch LabRat.
Amanda, you want him to become a fluffer? ^^"
Well, now that I think about it he would probably be good at it, with all that sucking of the ole Jeebuscock he's already doing.
"The numbers also equal 33. The supposed age of Christ at the ressurection and the number of years King David reigned over Israel. Thought it was interesting."
It just means that God prefers Rolling Rock.
1 why are these numbers more important than others?
2 Numerology is a branch of divination - a sort of magic - BURN WITCH, BURN
Thought it was interesting.
Oh, it is, in the same way as a spectacular train wreck is interesting to a bystander.
You forgot the number 40. In Genesis it supposedly rained 40 days and 40 nights. Jesus fasted in the wilderness for 40 days. The Israelites spent 40 years wandering through the desert. 40 seems to be a very important number in the bible.
Back to the 'ol drawing board stik
I took the important numbers 12, 13, 19, 6, 20. I then used the corresponding letter from the alphabet.
Except that I don't smoke. I guess that means I'm damned...
actually, it'd be A, C, G, J, L.
which could mean:
Asshole Christians Go Jogging Liberally.
No, arranged they are A C G J and L. Almighty Christ God Jesus Lord. Or Atheist Camp Gay Jiving Lesbian. Or Alpha Charlie Golf Juliet Lima. Or... oh well, you get the picture.
Multiplied, the numbers equal 2520, five hundred and seven years from now, when Jesus still won't have returned to Earth.
Btw, why are those numbers important and not the rest? I think 69 is important, and 4 and 8 and 25 and 9 and...
Confused?
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