Sharpe #racist niggermania.net

I live in an almost totally nog-free area (deliberately!) so I was taken aback somewhat by this experience, earlier today: I was in my local supermarket, and as I was filling up my trolley, suddenly heard the most insane-sounding ooking noise coming from the next aisle. It sounded like half-a-dozen chimps screeching and jabbering at the same time.

Out of curiosity, I went round the corner to have a look, and almost ran into— just two niggers. Yes, somehow the two of them were making as much noise as a fambly of monkeys. I don’t know how they do it. They also managed to block the entire aisle between them, but that’s only to be expected. I followed them towards the checkout, intrigued as to how other people would react. They then went into full chimp mode, waving their arms around and eeking at all the passing humans. I managed to shoot a quick covert photo.

They made it to the automatic checkout, whereupon more ooking ensued, as they tried to work out how to use it. By this time, I’d noticed a plethora of niggers all over the place- I don’t know if there was some kind of nigger convention in town or what, but the supermarket was full of them. Their antics at the checkout were quite hilarious, and I was tempted to shoot a video on my phone, but discretion prevailed- I doubt that I could have got away with it without being obvious.

After I’d paid for my shopping, I went out into the car park to replace my trolley, but before I could do so, I had to wait for the jigaboo couple in from of me to figure out how the trolley park coin release system worked. Eventually they managed it, and I was able to park my trolley and go. I had a look at our local “What’s On” website, but there was no mention of any event that might have attracted the nogs, so I’m still none the wiser as to what they were doing here. Maybe they’d all come to the wrong town.

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