Are YOU one of those who is holding up the coming of the Lord? If YOU are NOT WILLING to REPENT, you are not HIS. If you are NOT His, He will spew you out.
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Yep, It's me. I admit it. I'm the one holding up the coming of your lord.
"If you are NOT His, He will spew you out. "
So.. the difference between eternal torment and God's love is whether he spits or swallows?
As a courtesy, Jesus has deferred Armageddon until after Odin has had His Fimbulwinter, and Global Warming is delaying that. So it's YOUR driving around that's delaying Jesus return, you sinner!
I love it when mortals claim to KNOW God :)
And we have chariots of iron, too...
"And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."
“Are YOU one of those who is holding up the coming of the Lord?”
"If YOU are NOT WILLING to REPENT, you are not HIS.”
“If you are NOT His, He will spew you out.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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