Anon #fundie

Anon #fundie dailymail.co.uk

The problem is that the conservatives are social liberals. what we need is a new party which is founded on christian principles and takes the 10 commandments as its constitution and stands for sex only in the marriage bond between a husband and wife and is not afraid to do so. This is the only way to strengthen family values. it means that those who have sex outside this bond can feel the full force of the law. And well we are about it we should pay compensation to the Bulls and others who this govt has persecuted for daring to disagree with them.

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old comment by dionysus

what we need is a new party which is founded on christian principles and takes the 10 commandments as its constitution

Ooh, bad move. The moment they lie (and they will, seeing as that's what politicians do, including the holier-than-thou Republicans) they'll have discredited themselves instantly. Oh, and I assume you'll enjoy being either communist or in a failed economy? Because capitalism can't thrive without coveting.

and stands for sex only in the marriage bond between a husband and wife

Good luck getting anyone to vote for that party. Most people have had sex before marriage.

it means that those who have sex outside this bond can feel the full force of the law

Okay, why do you fundies want to give government so much fucking power? To actually enforce this rule would require 24 hour surveillance of all people: a type of nanny state that would be enormously expensive, extremely intrusive, and unprecedented outside of cautionary novels. If you give a government that much power, good luck trying to restrain it when (not if) they abuse it.

And well we are about it we should pay compensation to the Bulls

They each make millions of dollars per year and millions in endorsements for new shoes and sport drinks. I think they're fairly well compensated as is.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"The problem is that the conservatives are social liberals. what we need is a new party which is founded on christian principles and takes the 10 commandments as its constitution and stands for sex only in the marriage bond between a husband and wife and is not afraid to do so."

Oh, dear. You appear to be stuck in the wrong country.

Please write to the Republican Party of the U.S. and they'll get you citizenship immediately. They need all the voters they can get, and you appear to be just the type of person they'll pander to--until they get elected that is, then they'll just fuck over you like they always have.

"This is the only way to strengthen family values."

And which "family values" are those, exactly?

"it means that those who have sex outside this bond can feel the full force of the law."

And how, pray tell, would one enforce such a law?

"And well we are about it we should pay compensation to the Bulls and others who this govt has persecuted for daring to disagree with them."

You really are in the wrong country. Seriously, move to the U.S. and your "They're persecuting us!" song will go over so much better.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"what we need is a new party which is founded on christian principles and takes the 10 commandments as its constitution"

There already is one in the US:

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Now eat your bowl of inclusive Cameron-led Conservative Party (and only in No. 10 purely by the grace of the openly Atheist Nick Clegg & his Liberal Democrats), and like it.

Moral: Now you know why we in the UK refer to this newspaper as 'The Daily Fail'.

@#1385985

"The UK already has that party, its called, originally, the Christian Party."

Frankly, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party have more of a chance of getting into No. 10 than these dickheads. If being openly religious (PROTIP: the public perception of such; and we have a state religion, the Church of England. Go figure) is electoral suicide - especially among the main political parties - that's why they'll have a David Icke as crowned King's chance of even getting a council seat (and even the Neo-Nazi BNP have done so - on rare occasions). Now you know why Tony & Cherie Blair waited until his replacement by Gordon Brown, to publicly profess their devout Catholicism

@Doubting Thomas (emphasis added)

"Hey Great Britain, we've got that here, it's called the Republican Party. If you want, we could send them over there, but then it would only take a matter of months before Great Britain isn't that great. But at least America would be quite a bit better off."

Stop it, you're turning me on. They'd get torn apart by satirical TV quiz games such as "Have I Got News For You" and "Mock The Week"; to say nothing of they deigning to appear on the ultra-serious political Q&A series "Question Time". They wouldn't last five seconds, as our audience(s) - with our inherently cynical attitude - asked the kind of questions that CNN wouldn't dare; bottom line, if Frothy Mixture, Newt 'Bitch Pimp Bling-bling' Gingrich, or even Sarah Failin was on the panel, in minutes flat they'd rip their lapel microphones off, and storm out of the studio, with said audience smelling blood (to say nothing of said satirical TV panel games having a field day). And that would be just on their first appearance.

And my Schadenfreude levels would be OVER 9000.

Please? Pretty please? With sugar on top?!

old comment by breakerslion

"what we need is a new party which is founded on christian principles and takes the 10 commandments as its constitution and stands for sex only in the marriage bond between a husband and wife and is not afraid to do so."

Ah. Once again, who is this "we" of which you have decided you are the spokesman?

If you weren't lazy as well as stupid, you might form said party yourself, in which case, Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, which goes 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeker) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mannering (hoot, 'whoop') Smith would probably beat your candidate by a landslide.

Anon #fundie dailymail.co.uk

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