[Female soldiers] still won't be able to outfight a Boy Scout troop armed with jackknives, but the important thing is wearing the right clothes will help them feel more like real soldiers.
Enough of all the talk talk. Let's see some war war out of our brave amazons. Let's see the US Army form a combat division of its most formidable Combat Barbies and send it to Afghanistan. Perhaps they can make a reality TV show of it called "Rape, Rout, or RIP?"
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Just Vox trying to be tough again.
For what it's worth, some countries have long had fighting women. Upper body strength isn't the be-all and end-all of warfare.
"Let's see the US Army form a combat division of its most formidable Combat Barbies and send it to Afghanistan. Perhaps they can make a reality TV show of it called "Rape, Rout, or RIP?"
Israel are way ahead of you, VD:
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And I think the TV producers would call said reality TV series "Krav Maga: RIP Hamas, Islamic Jihad or Al-Qaeda "
What does this fucktard know about combat anyway? He never served in the military or made any substantial sacrifice to his country.
Well, if he doesn't want women to serve in the army, then maybe he should sign up himself.
...what's that smell? Did Vox just shit his pants?
Dr. Razark: Obviously, his qualifications are his absolute knowledge that women are weak and slow and can't possibly have any fighting skills. And if this doesn't bear any resembalcne to the real world, well, who're you going to believe, him or your lying eyes?
"Let's see some war war out of our brave amazons. Let's see the US Army form a combat division of its most formidable Combat Barbies and send it to Afghanistan."
Big fat fail.
Condescending little fucker, aren't you?
The important thing to remember here is that female soldiers have something you don't: actual military experience. It's easier to flap your ballwashers about someone else's military service than to actually experience your own, isn't it?
Go fuck yourself, Vox.
Even if we assumed that every woman was built the same (they're not, some are taller and/or bulkier than most men), being lighter and smaller has advantages in combat. So much so that they used to build entire armies based around that concept. Nowadays, with guns, tanks , and helicopters it doesn't matter as much how big and strong you are. What matters most is endurance and the ability to aim. If you think hand to hand combat is a common occurrence in war then you've been watching too many movies.
You've obviously never served in the military. I have served next to some women who could outperform many men in almost every physical test, who could perform actions needed in combat better than many of the men and who had the mental faculties to handle that kind of stress better than many of their male counterparts. In short, Mr. Day, these women were better than you.
This shit again? Crack a fucking history book you rape obsessed shitwit. Throughout history, from ancient China to modern NATO there've been women hacking off limbs and chucking grenades with the best of them. I don't have to speak of fantastic realms or distant history or folklore, examples are everywhere. Literally fucking everywhere.
VD, I've a sneaking suspicion you'd be on the losing end of a fight with a boy scout troop even if you took them on after they got their asses handed to them by a single female soldier.
You don't need much upper body strength to operate a gun or drive a vehicle.
Oh, and a militarywoman can easily beat your sorry ass anyday, Vox.
Oh please Vox, the time when the ability to be a good soldier depended entirely on upper body strength passed into antiquity with the invention of the FUCKING CROSSBOW.
You are up to two thousand five hundred years out of date (seriously, just looked it up. the chinese might of had crossbows that long ago, cool stuff).
I love how he doubled war. War War? And he wonders why no one takes him seriously.
The rest this is just more of the same. Everyone knows he wouldn't have the balls to say this to a live soldier, to her face.
Joan of Arc, Mary Edwards Walker , Hannah Snell, Lyudmila Pavlichenko (the best sniper in the history), the [i]Night Witches[/i] and the Dahomey Amazons, among others,
Oy, is this guy really that stupid? 'Combat Barbies'? Here's an idea for a reality show. Have Vox say that in front of a group of female soldiers, then record the results. Hell, it could be marketed an pay-per-view. It'd make a fortune!
Also, is it just me, or is Vox's name a failed attempt at Latin? If he spelled it Vox Dei, it'd translate to 'voice of God'. Seems appropriately arrogant for this guy.
All safe and snug there behind your keyboard, eh, Vox? Of course, you being the real-life tough guy that you are, you'd have no qualms about saying what you've just typed in front of actual female soldiers, now would you?
Speak up, we can't hear you.
Vox is getting more full of himself, and more condescending by the day.
Nah, his arrogance and condescension peaked the second he was conceived and plateaued from there.
(Seriously though, look through his archives if you can stomach it; he's always been exactly like this.)
You know, I'd normally call him a shitprick, but I pity his mommy issues way too much to do it. So he can just fuck off while screaming "oh mama, why did you do this to me?" Seriously, just search for Theodore Beale and read around; 'childhood trauma' doesn't even begin describe him.
Vox must be ignoring such large chunks of reality to maintain his crazy worldview that it's a wonder he can walk without bumping into walls!
People actually listen to this guy. He writes for World Net Daily, which has a fairly large fanbase of delusional wingnuts. So no matter how vile he gets, he'll always have fans that enjoy hearing him talk as much as he does.
That is scary.
@Mech610:
I dunno, man. I mean, he's got a flaming sword, and this picture is in no way douchetastic or ridiculous like it would be if it were anyone else holding a photoshopped flaming sword. How can anyone with two X chromosomes fight this kind of unbridled [strike]douchebaggery[/strike] power?
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Speaking of swords...
Though she was never the military type, Julie d'Aubigny was quite the badass back in her day. She'd easily take away what little dignity Vox has after kicking his ass all over the place, and afterward, on the off chance Vox has a girlfriend, Mademoiselle Maupin would take her, too.
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Enough of all the talk talk. Let's see some war war out of our brave amazons.
All right then, Vox. Since you're the one who wants it so badly, YOU can be the one they battle. You'll be up against 24 fully armed women, armed only with a jackknife and a Boy Scout Uniform. But this should be no trouble for you, after all, you're a big strong MAN! Why, I bet they'll all scream and cry and run back to the kitchen when they see you coming.
"[Female soldiers] still won't be able to outfight a Boy Scout troop armed with jackknives"
You haven't met any female soldiers have you. I have been in some serious fights in my life and I still would have to think twice about fighting some of the female soldiers that I know.
I would probably run away like a little girl...
Just kidding.
Maybe.
The condescension, misogyny, and sense of superiority so hyperinflated I could use it in a PowerPoint explaining the Dunning-Kruger effect are pretty standard Vox Merday fare.
But that last line is atrocious even by his standards. Rape as entertainment! How on Earth anyone can be so proud of their utter lack of basic human decency is beyond me.
No. Female soldiers, unlike Boy Scouts, are trained for combat and would take them out in no due time. Despite not being liable for nor ever intending to conscript for military service, I'm of the opinion that anyone who has been put through military training has proven more than capable of fighting.
Anyone on Rape, Rout or RIP is almost certainly a paid actor. Boycott the show NOW.
OH NO, MR. BEEEEAAALE!
Mr. Theodore Beale, (who is far nuttier and WAAAAY less likeable than Howard Beale), I'm certain that a bunch of female solders in full combat gear with those epic M16s would be able to mow down a bunch of kids with pocket knives with no problem!
And your idea for a new reality show is not only disgusting and an insult to all humanity...it would probably break every FCC regulation on the books! Remember, these guys went nuts after the e'er-legendary Great Jackson-Timberlake Gridiron Mammary Madness Of 2004!
VD used to be in a Techno/Trance type group. I wonder what his former bandmates think of him. I'll bet they kicked him out for his industrial-strength moral stinkiness.
Is Vox Day seriously still going on about women soldiers? Dude, women are allowed in the military, and they have been for years! Just get over it already!
Also, the "Rape, Rout, or RIP" comment makes me want to kick him square in the groin.
"[Female soldiers] still won't be able to outfight a Boy Scout troop armed with jackknives" I have a very disturbing image in my head of a poor, defenseless Boy Scout troop, armed only with jackknives, being ordered to assault a position held by women soldiers.
I can see the bullets start to fly when they close to 200 yards. Little Jimmy falls with a hole through his skull while his best friend, little Petey, gapes in horror. Little Sammy isn't so lucky; the .223 round catches him in the gut and perforates his large intestine. He'll be lying there moaning in horrible pain for hours before his wound bleeds out enough to render him unconscious. Little Reggie's spinal cord explodes out of his back; he will never walk again and never know the sweet joy of lovemaking if he survives to adulthood. As they advance, shaken with fear at their fallen comrades, Little Timmy's collarbone shatters from a well-aimed shot. Little Bobby's left lung explodes, filling his chest cavity with blood. The survivors cry out for someone, anyone , to save them from this hell -- but they have no one to call upon except each other. Each knows his turn is coming next. ... Oh, God, the horror! Make it stop! Make it stoooooooooop!!
@Reynardine: pretty sure Vox supports the idea put forth by some conservatives that the best way to stop a shooter is for all the kids in the class to simultaneously mob the shooter. After all, he's only likely to be able to shoot five or six of them before the other ones swamp him, right?
He probably masturbates to something very like Tracer's scenario, too.
[Female soldiers] still won't be able to outfight a Boy Scout troop armed with jackknives,
No, no, no, I absolutely refuse to believe anyone can be this wrong unintentionally.
Edit - @tracer: Your depiction was hilarious. +1
In addition to being a crime against humanity your "reality" TV idea is even less grounded in reality than any of MTV's unholy offerings.
I must say, it requires a certain amount of talent to be such a repulsive blight upon society.
Jeffy: If I were evil, I'd send him into combat. Then watch him go down like a-
Tom: Don't finish it. We'll get fired because of Jessie and Jack's no profanity policy. We can only say things once. Besides, we have complaints to order and deal with. Don't bother with him. He's just a troll.
@ Lacan:
If you find that scenario funny, I'll just back away slowly... *Grabs bowie knife* I seriously doubt that was supposed to be funny, since Tracer described it as disturbing.
@ Vox Day:
Me: *Wearing women's bell-bottoms, a plaid blouse, holding books* (Light, androgynous voice) Mr. Day... *Sweeps brown hair over shoulder* ...come here. *Pretends to pop top button on blouse*
Vox: *Walks over, drooling like the caveman he is.*
Me: *Gags and turns around* Want to see what I have for you? *Shifts scarf* And now... *Hits Vox with Saint Seiya, kicks Vox in the crotch and runs off as he dies a painful, creepy, bloody death* Yes! *Brushes hair with hands and fluffs back* Now Vox has gotten his just deserts!
(Meanwhile, in reality land)
That's what should happen, anyway. But no, he continues to waste oxygen.
@ Jessie's Guitarist:
That was kind of funny. As much as I hate to say it, I thought of this while reading it:
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@ Vox Day
*Hands coupon for infinite kicks to the vital regions until he is either sterile or dead from them*
Most probably, are the Afghan prisioners the one raped at some point in their miserable retention in jail. You know, women have been in Afghanistan and, while no case of rape has been reported, prisioners in Abu Ghraim can't claim the same.
@SpukiKitty :VD used to be in a Techno/Trance type group. I wonder what his former bandmates think of him. I'll bet they kicked him out for his industrial-strength moral stinkiness.
Oh, really? Brian Cox used to be in a dance band as well. I sense an epic music battle between brainy reason and rabid bigotry coming on.
@The Buggles:
>> [Female soldiers] still won't be able to outfight a Boy Scout troop armed with jackknives, but the important thing is wearing the right clothes will help them feel more like real soldiers. <<
I just had a flashback to the '50s. Whoa! Us guys challenged the girls to a baseball game to show them who's 'the Best'. They accepted the dare, our choice of contest.
They waxed our asses 48-0 in the first inning. We then went 3 up/3 down, and ceded the game. I think of that every time the rugged macho men, you know; the lovers, fighters and wild horse riders want to put 'the little ladies' down as somehow inferior. That was one instance. I've been here a long time. I've seen many more.
I can name a few women who would like a word with Vox.
@Felix Wilde:
Nah, they're using what I call them. I call them "The Buggles" because Jeff once said his mind "buggled" at something. I thought it was a neat word, and labeled em with it. I hadn't even heard of the Buggles when I dubbed them that, it just sounded funny. I'll let them change what they're called. Also, they're names written are Jeffy and Tom, not Trevor and Geoff. Well, Jeff, Geoff... but they're very unrelated and very different. Stop!
@Felix Wilde:
Jeffy: 'Ey! You there, we're not the Buggles as in the band. We're different. Look at the names, man! I posted a picture of their single, but it was a joke. Understand?! Good, you better!
Tom: Sorry. He hates the band. I'm neutral on them. But yes, we're not in Yes, not the Buggles, our names aren't Trevor and/or Geoff, and that's final. We've changed to Googols.
Jeffy: ...No.
@Felix Wilde:
Nah, they're using what I call them. I call them "The Buggles" because Jeff once said his mind "buggled" at something. I thought it was a neat word, and labeled em with it. Also, they're names written are Jeffy and Tom, not Trevor and Geoff. Well, Jeff, Geoff... but they're very unrelated and very different. Stop!
@The Buggles, Jessie's Guitarist
Stop it, guys. He's joking.
"Rape, rout, RIP" Female soldiers couldn't rape their foes on the battle field, although they could cause a lot of RIPs and Routs.
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