[Coping with the news that anti-gay crusader Lonnie Latham propositioned a male police officer]
okay you know what.
you guys really take it.
you know what maybe if you
knew the whole story you would
understand. and as a member of south
tulsa baptist church. i have known him
pretty much all of my life. and guess what
he isn't gay. and he has been struggling with
this all his life. so you guys can go suck a cock.
because this site is gay. and everyone else commenting
on here is too.
just go fuck yourselfs.
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Wow, them's some hep beats mah man. What'cha gonna call this little peace of poetic lyrification? "He's not gay, he just digs the cock"? I can totally lay down some groovey beats for you on my bongos man if you wanna do some recitification of that little number down at the coffee house,
Lovely extended haiku from emma. I'd love to hear it to a techno beat.
I also find this line from the report very amusing (or is that, "disgusting?"):
"his 2005 Mercedes automobile was impounded"
A priest rolling around in a new Beamer? Way to practice that humility and sacrifice to help the poor. Amen!
Came straight here after I read this on PZ's site, and sure enough...
For the record emma, I'm not gay and I've never had to fight back the urge to offer to suck a stranger's cock. A man offering to suck another man's cock falls squarely in the "love that dare not speak its name" category. Although, I also think it's terrible that offering to suck another man's cock is illegal.
Mr. Turquoise
So he isn't gay, and he's been struggling with his heterosexuality all his life? That would explain his strenuous efforts to get some cock, then. The poor man, he was probably fighting against his every instinct.
...
Ok, ignoring the screwed up stuff- If emma was trying to write poetry.... >_< She should be beat over the head with a keyboard and then get it stuffed down her throat. A short, normal, unbroken paragraph would suffice.
This must certainly be painful for emma and others who know and look up to this Lonnie Latham character, but there really is only one conclusion to draw from this incident: Lonnie Latham is not only actually gay, but a hypocrite. I think it is sad that he chose to become a hypocritical gay-basher rather than deal constructively with his own nature (and I lay some of the blame for that on his upbringing), but it is impossible to avoid the fact of hypocrisy itself. Denial doesn't help anybody.
~David D.G.
For a male who isn't gay, he sure seems to love the cock.
I do have to wonder, though. Given that emma tells people to "suck a cock", calls the site (and all the commentators) gay, and tells people to go fuck themselves, I'd say that emma has some sort of unhealthy fascination with gay sex, at the least.
"i have known him
pretty much all of my life. and guess what
he isn't gay. and he has been struggling with
this all his life."
He's not gay, his penis just is... He's actually revolted at the idea of a mustache tickling his balls, but his cock on the other hand...
Was it Motley Crue that said they hated cocaine, they just liked the way it smelled?
Acetv - "Is it terrible that a man offering to perform oral sex on a female is illegal?" Not to mention anal sex (unless I'm mistaken, oral and anal sex are defined as "sodomy", and they remain felonies in many US states - please correct me if I am in error). Anyway, yes, it is terrible. If 2 people consent, I say, let them do what they will (within the boundries of reason, of course, but that is an entirely separate debate in itself). Regarding the solicitation issue, I'd say that offering to engage in sexual activities of any sort in exchange for compensation (monetary or otherwise) should also be fully legal, provided that all of the participants consent fully to their roles (again though, another entirely separate debate).
Mr. Turquoise
Mr. Turquoise, I don't think I was very clear in what I was asking. What I was talking about was sexual harassment.
Anyway, I totally agree with you about allowing sodomy (and... other... sexual practices) to be completely legal.
About sexual favors for money: If it's not a controlled environment (such as a brothel), one member may feel pressured to consent if the need for the money is great. Indeed, we must walk a fine line on this issue.
Avetv - Sorry for misunderstanding your point...and for steering the discussion a little off topic.
I think that sexual harassment is an ugly can of worms to open and discuss, but I will say that generally, I feel that the criteria for what constitutes "harassment" are far too arbitrary; however, I also believe that most of the related laws have been passed with the best intentions. How's that for a non-commital stance?
Mr. Turquoise
Moonbiter...lol
I'm just wonderin if this here preacher got "switched" by watchin that "Bareback Mountin" movie. You know, the one that that Utah Jizz owner won't show so the gay agenda can't recruit more gays until it's a gay world , it's a gay world afterall.
Oh,
"So go fuck yourselfs", isn't that what jesus said to judas after that not-gay kiss?
Mr. Turquoise --
"Not to mention anal sex (unless I'm mistaken, oral and anal sex are defined as "sodomy", and they remain felonies in many US states - please correct me if I am in error)."
The US Supreme Court ruled that laws against sodomy are unconstitutional.
Emma, honey? He's queer as a three dollar bill. And if it wasn't for your religion's schizophrenic, vague, arbitrary teachings, he wouldn't be pursuing it in a fashion that is as dangerous as it is.
Have a nice day.
He was "witnessing in the area" - in the area south of the detective's belt line? He was just down on his knees, uh . . . praying. Yeah, sure that's the ticket, praying. That'll work.
okay you know what.
you guys really take it.
you know what maybe if you
knew the whole story you would
understand.
He's a raging hypocrite who got caught with his pants down...literally. What's to understand?
and as a member of south
tulsa baptist church. i have known him
pretty much all of my life. and guess what
he isn't gay.
The cop he offered to blow would likely beg to differ.
and he has been struggling with
this all his life. so you guys can go suck a cock.
So he's not Gay...but he's struggling with homosexuality...but it's a choice...but he's wired to like men...wow, gymnastics. Oh, and honey, you're not doing your hero any favors with that eloquent rebuttal.
because this site is gay. and everyone else commenting
on here is too.
Nor this one. All it says is that you have no argument to show him as anything other than the hypocrite he is, and as such, you're trying desperately to shame us all into silence.
Won't work.
just go fuck yourselfs.
Meh. Maybe I'll go fuck Lonnie. Bet he'd like it...on second thought, after looking him up, I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
My girlfriend is a phone sex operator and let me tell you how many people she gets that are obviously in the closet.
Actual quote: "I'm not gay or anything, but sometimes I just love a cock up my ass!"
I just wished our society wouldn't shun (homo)sexuality so much so some people wouldn't be afraid to be more honest with themselves.
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