I have lived alone since 2006 with a brokenheart. I get lonely oftentimes. I envy the man who has a prudent (careful and sensible; marked by sound judgment) wife. I turn to the Lord in fellowship, praying and abiding in the Word. I listen to dozens of sermons each week online. I have forgiven my former spouse, as the Lord commands (Matthew 18:35), but she still wrongfully blames me for everything. That's a heavy burden to unfairly lay upon your husband, blaming him for all of your sins, faults and shortcomings. That's not true Christianity!
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I have forgiven my former spouse, as the Lord commands (Matthew 18:35), but she still wrongfully blames me for everything.
...so you're blaming your ex. for the crime you committed? Just when you think David J. Pedo couldn't get any lower...!
The only crime she committed was marrying you . But she's been exonerated of any wrongdoings by divorcing you. And ensuring your daughter is as far away as possible from you.
Mistakes can be forgiven. The most grievous of crimes can't .
If you copy-and-paste this into your browser you will see an interesting YouTube video of a bloke playing a tune on the world's smallest violin. I would urge all FSTDT commenters who do this to think of poor David as they watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ESgWlzQQag
I have lived alone since 2006 with a brokenheart.
Is... is this DJS channeling Christian Weston Chandler? Dear God, could the universe even survive exposure to such a singularity of fail?
I have forgiven my former spouse, as the Lord commands (Matthew 18:35), but she still wrongfully blames me for everything.
"Why, just the other day I tried to give her flowers, but she just screamed "YOU MOLESTED A KID YOU FUCKING MONSTER" and slammed the door in my face! What sort of Christian behaviour is that, I ask you?"
I have lived alone since 2006 with a brokenheart. I get lonely oftentimes.
Sorry, but I'm all out of fucks to give. And I don't plan on getting more.
I have forgiven my former spouse, as the Lord commands
So If god wouldn't have commanded it, you wouldn't have forgiven her? Despite the fact that you did the unspeakable thing? If we didn't have enough evidence you were a subhuman piece of shit.
Blaming him for all of your sins, faults and shortcomings. That's not true Christianity!
...Damn. There goes that Irony meter. And my whole neighborhood.
In all seriousness, is DJS really that detached from reality? I mean, I know he claims he's innocent and it's everyone else's fault but I didn't think he was that insane to actually believe it.
That's a heavy burden to place on an ex-wife, making her the scapegoat for all your manifest flaws. And you've "forgiven" her? Excuse me for being underwhelmed by your gracious forgiveness. Forget it, Davey, she's not coming back.
she still wrongfully blames me for everything.
It wasn't your fault that you molested that young girl, was it? And it's not your fault you think that all women should be totally subservient and owned by men who should control everything their woman does, including making sure she never, ever wears pants or dresses up like Taylor Swift.
If you want a prudent wife, you ought to let go of most of your fundeism, misogyny and fixation on Taylor Swift. Prudent women won't want any of that.
She blames you for molesting that girl? How DARES she?
Do you listen to those dozens of sermons while watching Taylor Swift videos (purely as research to warn the rest of us, of course)? Next week when you're listening to those sermons, try doing something useful as Jesus said, such as helping in a homeless shelter, soup kitchen, hospital or hospice. Sitting around listening to preachers telling you how awful everyone else is accomplishes nothing.
"I have lived alone since 2006 with a brokenheart. I get lonely oftentimes."
How sad. You don't have to, though.
I turn to the Lord in fellowship
she still wrongfully blames me for everything
Everyone blames me, an upright Christian man that is righteous in the sigh of the Lord, and harbors ill will towards none. I'm only following the Bible when I describe Taylor Swift and Katy Perry as perverts and satanic sluts. There is nothing personal in it. I truly hope that they will repent and get right with God as I have done. As for that little girl that I.. She is more to blame than me. She must have been influenced by those lewd and sinful videos made by those satanic sluts referred to above.
I am Davy and I love you all, though you are sinful and so far unrepentant fuckers. Turn to God before it's too late I beg of you. And by the way my favorite song is that old Maurice Chevalier tune Thank heaven for little girls.
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