Abbos are the native indigineous inhabitatnts of Australia. They're basically the worst race ever and I'm not even racist. They're just so bad. They're all sloppy ridiculous drunks and retarded from huffing petrol and spraypaint. They're so bad that tribal land has to ban petrol and alcohol and vegemite in case they make vegemite pruno.
If you go to abbo lands they will get all chimped up on meth and try to kill you spears. I'm not even joking they throw spears at people and rape people. They rape kids and if anyone tries to stop them they cry about it being 'their culture'. Abbos are shit.
I hate abbos.
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They're basically the worst race ever and I'm not even racist
Your honor, the witness's statement contains a clear contradiction!
Does vegemite taste like marmite? If so, it should be sent back to the Hell from whence it came.
@British and Australian FSTDTers: Is marmite actually popular there? I've tried it, and it's easily the worst thing I've ever tasted.
I’ve only tried Vegemite once from an Australian buddy. I’v once seen the comedian Reggie Hunter describe the taste of Marmite on an episode of QI, and he managed to describe exactly how Vegemite tasted to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltr0NdGq6Bc
Incidentally, Aboriginals are probably the single most screwed over race in all of history, moreso than even the North American Indians. At least the US actually acknowledged that Indians actually existed and were not, in fact, part of the native wildlife like Australia tried to say in the 19th century.
I think there's a directly proportional relationship between being fucked over as a culture and being fucked up. It is directly the fault of colonisers and western society that Indigenous Australians have been degraded to such an extent.
That is not a comment about their culture, which can be as brilliant as any other culture, it is a comment on western idealism destroying everything in its path. I wonder if there will be a day where western society is oppressed to such an extent and how pure 'us whites' would be in the same situation.
Also, marmite isn't popular in Australia, vegemite and to some extent, promite are. Vegemite is being banned because people in dry communities are brewing moonshine with it to evade alcohol prohibition.
@MitchIncredible: I think you're right on your "fucked over vs. fucked up" theory. As I recall, Native American and black communities have some of the highest rates of poverty in the US, and our entire history is filled with them being screwed over. Also, they ban alcohol in Australia? I find that as absurd as marijuana being illegal here, barring some information I am lacking.
You don't get to decide whether you are a racist, others do, and this stereotype ridden rant indicates to me that you are indeed a racist. Racists don't get to decide whether they are racist, much as a killer doesn't get to decide whether or not they are a murderer after they've taken someone's life.
@Demon Duck of Doom:
I'm British and marmite is fairly popular. In fact, it is marketed on its reputation as being polemic (love it, hate it, just don't forget it is a slogan associated with it). Personally, I'm very much in the hate it camp.
No such ban on Vegemite exists. What happened is that the Australian media got a more than a little excited about a week ago after the Indigenous Affairs Minister said that he had "heard" that Indigenous communities were brewing alcohol from Vegemite. Of course, one would hope that the minister would check the veracity of such claims before publicly repeating them, but sadly his actions were pretty much par for the course by the standards of our current government. The truth is, the yeast in Vegemite is inactive, and as such there is nothing in it that makes it particularly suited to alcohol production. It can be done, but no more readily so than with fruit or any sugar-containing product. Despite all this, I fear that this "Vegemite as a moonshine precursor" nonsense will become accepted fact and the hysteria will continue unabated.
To those who have sampled Vegemite and recoiled in disgust... you might be doing it wrong. Here are a few pointers:
1) A little bit goes a long way. Only the most hardcore users spread it on much more than a femtometre thick.
2) You need to use a reasonably generous amount of butter to help take the edge off the taste. It's not meant to be consumed on its own.
3) On bread, Vegemite can be a decidedly "meh" experience. On toast, however, it is truly the food of the gods.
@Demon Duck of Doom: Lamentably, yes, he is..although in view of just about every opinion poll conducted over the past year, probably not for much longer.
@TimeToTurn
Incidentally, Aboriginals are probably the single most screwed over race in all of history,
Arguably the Tasmanian Palawa got it even worse, what with for all intents and purposes being totally exterminated. The last person solely of Tasmanian descent died 1905.
But the Australian Aboriginals are definitely up there with them.
@Bugsypal
DemonDuck is correct, liking the waste by-product of beer production is objectively wrong.
I was there once. I hated it. Just nothing but people acting nuts about why anime/Pokémon/Megaman/atheism/Atop The 4th Wall/science/autism is horrible and irredeemable. Although they did bring up some good points about people who were actually unlikable, for the most part it was just "THIS IS BAD THAT'S BAD EVERYONE BUT US SHOULD BE MADE FUN OF". I'm so glad I left.
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