Patrick Scrivener #fundie reformation.org

The Old Covenant Joshua killed 31 kings during the 6 Years'
War for the Conquest of Canaan (Joshua 12:24).

During one momentous battle, 5 wicked kings hid in a cave at Makkedah until nightfall enabled them to escape. Joshua commanded the sun to stop moving and the kings were discovered and hanged on trees (Joshua 10:13).

The New Covenant Joshua began to consume all the kings of the earth when the Republic of Israel was reborn on July 4, 1776.

Ominously, Galileo means Man from Galilee in Italian....The Man from Galilee (Joshua of Nazareth) began to consume all the kings of the earth when the Republic of Israel was reborn on July 4, 1776 (Daniel 2:34-35).

The Great Pyramid was built by antediluvian twins to preserve a written record of that technologically advanced but highly corrupt civilization.

Visit the 4,700-year-old Great Pyramid!!

Visit the 4,500-year-old Grand Canyon!!

"Speak to the (stationary flat) earth, and
it shall teach thee (not to poison
it with deadly radiation)"
(Job 12:8).

The Grand Canyon in the United States of Israel is the most stunning visual aid that proves the veracity of the Book of Genesis!!.

Thanks to the Almighty creating a flat earth, the 120 mile (193 km) canal is perfectly horizontal or level from the Mediterranean to the Red Sea. Ships in the canal seem to disappear over the horizon, but that is just an optical illusion, and a powerful telescope will soon bring them back in full sight!!

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