[This is not sarcasm]
Im voting in the conservatives in January, then we Canadians will start truly supporting our great ally to the south. We must become as Italy and Germany were during WW2, and walk in step, never disagreeing, never breaking our bond. Nothing must divide us! And when Bush says it is time to go to war, it is we Canadians duty to say "YES SIR!" Grab a gun, and commence the process of killing the godless enemies of freedom.
And If Bush says, "Canada it is time for you to join the United States" then we must say "Oh thank you Bush for allowing us the privilege to join your great country, " we will then bring our American friends gifts and write them a thank you card for letting us join them in their greatness.
Any who disagree with what I have just said should be considered enemies of freedom. Because You are opposing all that is good. And You will be remembered when we begin bringing freedom to the world; which in other words means, not a good thing for you.
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"We must become as Italy and Germany were during WW2, and walk in step, never disagreeing, never breaking our bond." - and surrendering as soon as you start losing ...
Comes the Saeculum's end,
Last I checked, Canada was not the 51st state.
Who's "we" kimosabe?
I read forward on that thread, and BMC wasn't just a drive-by troll, he comes back.
Why yessuh oh massa Bush, we's a gonna fight dem freedom hatin atheist wit all ou' powa. Yessuh indee'.
"Sierra: Sorry, but Amsterdam beats Canada and the US on the big list of "All that is Good"
>>Sierra: Sorry, but Amsterdam beats Canada and the US on the big list of "All that is Good"<<
"We must become as Italy and Germany were during WW2, and walk in step, never disagreeing, never breaking our bond."
Brian Michael C: I posted this earlier for another fundie, but I'm thinking you might be able to use it as well.http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/horstwessel.html
Horst Wessel Lied
Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen
S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt
Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen
Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit
Die Strasse frei den braunen Batallionen
Die Strasse frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann
Es schau'n auf's Hackenkreuz voll Hoffung schon Millionen
Der Tag fur Freiheit und fur Brot bricht an
Zum letzen Mal wird nun Appell geblasen
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit
Bald flattern Hitler-fahnen Uber allen Strassen
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur mehr kurze Zeit
Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen
S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt
Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen
Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit
Translation
Flag high, ranks closed,
The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front and reaction
march in spirit with us in our ranks.
The street free for the brown battalions,
The street free for the Storm Troopers.
Millions, full of hope, look up at the swastika;
The day breaks for freedom and for bread.
For the last time the call will now be blown;
For the struggle now we all stand ready.
Soon will fly Hitler-flags over every street;
Slavery will last only a short time longer.
Flag high, ranks closed,
The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front and reaction
march in spirit with us in our ranks.
The reason this never won any awards is because myspace deleted it, so theres no proof this comment was ever said. The rest of the thread was pretty hilarious as well, and the original poster did continue to debate his argument that 'Bush rules' the entire time this thread was alive. So no this is not a joke.
this is of course treason
your head of state is Elizabeth Windsor, and she wouldn't like bits of her territories being taken away.
Our great ally? You mean the book-burners? The slave-owners? The segregationists and imperialists and illiterates. Get the FUCK out of this country!
My grandparents had an option when they fled Nazi-occupied Holland, between Canada, and the US. They looked at how the US treated minorities, and realized that they would be going to a country run by the same men who took their home away.
I don't mean to be offensive to any Americans who read this, I'm sure your country is wonderful, full of many good people. But I am a patriot, and I love my country more then anything else. It's not perfect, but if it were, I wouldn't love it like I do. And my country, my Canada, from the grimiest Newfie fisherman to the dustiest prairie rancher, and even the indignant frogs, is and always will be a free and sovereign country.
Read it, assgoblin; True North Strong and FREE!
"[This is not sarcasm]"
Hmm, are you sure?
Yeah we got some shitheads up here that buy American bullshit over all reason. In public they're usually difused fast with " Then go there if you love America so much"
We won't listen to America worship from it's tourists or immigrants and we sure as hell can't stand it from our own.
"We must become as Italy and Germany were during WW2, and walk in step, never disagreeing, never breaking our bond. Nothing must divide us!"
>Italy
(Benito Mussolini, and mistress Clara Petacci):
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They shoot horses, don't they? [/Spike Milligan]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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