Some illnesses are caused by demons
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Yeah, all the demons in the bible cause its readers to contract paranoia and guilt.
The good news is, psychopharmacology has advanced greatly in the last several decades, and these demon-caused illnesses may be eradicated.
Well, yes. If, by "demons," you mean "virii and bacteria." Otherwise, you're delusional and need to take some actual biology classes.
I've seen evidence of bacteria and viruses causing illnesses.
Evidence of demons, outside of the realm of fiction, I have yet to see.
Why do we still have this kind of thinking in the 21st century? How do people like this even function?
all illnesses are caused by viruses, bacteria, protists, genetic defects, or malnutrition. The "demons" theory of disease was disproven 200 years ago.
we let these people live !
they have a vote !
they breed !
this can't be right, it just can't be.
Someone, anyone, explain this person to me.
Proudly marching into the 16th Century!
Would you be a flag carrier, Prophetess, or a drummer?
"Some illnesses are caused by demons"
"Wrong, Prophetess! As everyone knows, illness is caused by an imbalance in the humours."
Probably caused by a toad or small dwarf living in her stomach. Nothing that a good bleeding can't cure! I recommend taking at least ten pints.
You know, Prophetess, I have epilespy. Which, as every believer, and Jesus Himself knew, means "seized by devils." (Luke 9:37-43) I'm not trusting faith healing or exorcism, but going to a neurologist, and I would use modern medicine for any of my other ills, too.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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