to you heathens at the beeb [BBC]. as you only seem intent on attacking the christian faith, and you seem to be in the pocket of the devil. I hope the god has mercy on you no judgement day, but soom how i don'y think he will save you from yhe fires of hell, which is your fate.
these massage boards are a total shame and a wate of the TV TAX, this is a christian ciuntry even if you heathens at the beeb want to remove god and rplace him with the devil.
i won't be wasting my time on the beeb massage boards again as you are a waste of space.
rember god will judge you and condem you tio a hell at the end of days
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever..in the meantime I for one can't wait for the next series of Spooks and Doctor Who. I love you, Auntie Beeb!
"these massage boards are a total shame and a wate of the TV TAX. [...] i won't be wasting my time on the beeb massage boards again as you are a waste of space."
I agree, I spent hours on the BBC forums last night and my shoulders are just as stiff as ever!
Perhaps you should spend less time watching TV and more time learning English.
And, if I recall correctly, Britain is mostly Church of England, yes? And we all know that the Anglican Church is to religion as microwaving ramen is to cooking.
Y'know, I think I'll just defer to Mr. Izzard for this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ope-1Zb5t-k
"i won't be wasting my time on the beeb massage boards again as you are a waste of space"
Instead of a TV tax, why not charge a dime to everyone who says that on a message board and eventually comes back? It would probably raise more money.
BBC programmers meeting -
'... and that's why I think we should put Doctor Who on before the news rather than after'
-applause-
'Okay, thankyou Janet. Now, I'm told Bill has an exciting new idea in the field of Religion. Take it away Bill'
'Alright, get this. Just keep an open mind here, how about if we ... take God ... and replace him ... with the Devil ??'
Feel that warm christian lurve! Apparently 71Paul forgot that his own book of holy randomness also says "For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again." (Mathew 7:2 in case anyone cares)
So yeah, who's going to help keep the lord's hot-tub toasty?
This is quite a long tirade just to say you're leaving.
And before I leave this quote to R.I.P, let me have a nice ROFL at 'ciuntry'. ROFFFFFL
You certainly haven't wasted any time in the process of proofreading your own post.
Congrats, 71Paul, you just demonstrated to the English-speaking world that you, and by association all other bible-slaves like you, are thick as well as gullible.
The BBC's remit is to provide a balanced account. Sometimes it does this by being unbalanced, for instance if a lot of sources are pro-something the BBC will take a look at the other side of the argument just to (and I apologise for the unfortunate choice of words, here) play the devil's advocate.
If your idea of paradise is where everyone mutually congratulates each other on being wrong, count me out.
The BBC is a publically paid for institution, dude. Yes, that means that we atheist are also buying TV licenses. And we like not having to be preached at. Even on Sunday morning, when I note that BBC2 has a decidedly Christian lineup.
If you want a full-on, all the time christian channel, start getting cable. They're like, channel 700 and something.
tl;dr: 'BAWWWWWWWWWW! I have to pay £142.50 a year for a TV Licence!'. Suck it up, 71Paul. I have to, as does everyone in the UK who has a TV. Besides, don't like how the BBC has cut religious programming? Get rid of your TV then (and get a DAB radio. There's two Christian stations out there). 'Songs of Praise' had crappy ratings anyway, and the BBC have to compete against the myriad other channels (and not just on terrestrial; satellite, cable, digtal freeview & even internet streaming), and the simple fact is, there's more non-religious viewers than fundies out there. The majority takes priority over the minority. It's a NUMBERS game, when you're a programme scheduler/commissioner. Pure & simple.
"you no judgement day", "yhe", "don'y", "wate", "ciuntry", "rplace", "condem", "tio"
Why are you complaining about the BBC? You clearly frequent ITV (a.k.a. 'Chav TV'), as proven by your spelling & grammatical abilities. Watch Jeremy Kyle, much?
"these massage boards"
/b/ is that way ---->
@JohnTheAtheist
71Paul is referring to the TV Licence (£142.50 colour, £48 black & white) we in the UK who own a TV have to pay every year (and you can be fined £1000 for not having one). It's basically a compulsory broadcasting 'Poll Tax' which funds the BBC. As strange as that may sound to those in other countries. The only other place that had it, up until recent years, was New Zealand, until they scrapped it. We are now the only country on the planet that has this.
Like I say, I guess 71Paul is clearly feeling butthurt at the fact he has to pay it. Fact is, even though it IS quite a chunk o'change, he, yours truly and everyone in the UK who has a TV HAS to pay it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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