I would just like to thank all the pseudo-scientists for providing me with entertainment today. Your lack of reason and knowledge provided me with endless entertainment. It was no surprise that science and hate go hand in hand, good job everybody! Kind of reminds me of the inquisitions, how nice. I have to go now because you are beginning to bore me. And if you stop hating so much, the God of the Bible might open your eyes to the truth, but don't count on it in your current state. So you might as well keep believing that you are the result of monkeys, your actions sure show that. :-)
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And if you stop hating so much, the God of the Bible might open your eyes to the truth
Funny, that's just what the Inquisitors said...
The inquisitions were religion and hate walking hand in hand, stupid.
Quit reading pseudo-science and you'd learn that we are not the result of monkeys. You'd instead learn what the ToE really says, instead of what religious zealots claim it says.
In other words, "People here have totally refuted my arguments and are refusing to listen to my endless preaching, so I'm going to leave all butthurt and go back to Christianforums.com to tell everyone how successful I was arguing with you."
Let's see...no clue what evolution actually is, stupid comments about monkeys - snotty, pompous, arrogant little prick...classic fundy syndrome.
Textbook case.
"I would just like to thank all the pseudo-scientists for providing me with entertainment today."
Yes, creationists can be funny.
Awwwwww, were those mean ol' scientists bugging you with facts? Well they need to stop that! Screw understanding the world and preventing the spread disinformation, you had your feelings hurt! And that's more important than facts and evidence.
Yeah. Well, when this 'God' of yours can have the decency to actually appear before us, to let us know of your ... er, I mean his 'opinion' on the matter, thenn we'll actually 'believe'.
'Belief'. It bores me. 'Faith'? I'll accept it, when it can prove it's existence to me.
...but until it can, 'Faith' is just a nebulous concept. Just like your so-called 'God'.
Endless entertainment that begins to bore? I'm guessing a barely educated Bibledroid.
Another clue is the pathetic attempt to disguise the butt-hurt with witless drivel. Another clue is the relentless trolling for God on the Exlpoloring Our Matrix site. Another clue is his eager willingness to shamelessly display his gormless stupidity for all to see.
Howard, never stand motionless in a garden, you'll pass for the lawn ornament's close relative.
Just because we tell you you're a dumb fuck that doesn't understand the basics of science, does not mean we hate you.
Oh yeah, btw, the Inquisition and the evalegicals/Tea Party have a lot in common. Both saw they lost ground within the population and started spreading fear, lies and terror through society. Both heavily influenced politics and practically banned rational discourse. The Inquisition called its non-existent enemies "witches" the Tea Party call their's "communists". Same thing, same ending.
wait, that image macro is like the inquisition? you fucking psycho. sweet merciful glob, send this fucker back in time, standing before and inquisition, charged with heresy.
That "God" or the Bible should open anyone's eyes to the truth (that's, actual facts, you know, the ones made up of the truth) is the same as finding the truth by lying.
>>And if you stop hating so much, the God of the Bible might open your eyes to the truth,<<
No Lord. No God. No Hate. No Pity. No Pain. Just Me. < / VNV Nation lyrics >
... Actually, taken out of context, that sounds kind of scary. But the point remains. Until and unless evidence is provided to show that any God exists, the idea may be excluded. And there is a difference between hating false ideas and hating the people who profess them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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