Once you realize that Jesus himself created sex, then your whole attitude
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Nooooooooooooooooo - Jesus didn't invent sex, Jesus invented foreplay, get it right! - All that foot washing and annointing with scented oil. "Let me wash you feet or you with have no part of me tonight..."
"Once you realize that Jesus himself created sex,"Now I could understand how you could find "support" in the Bible for the idea that "God" created sex, but there is nothing in your Bible even hinting that Jesus created sex. Of course, either assertion is wrong, but only one is biblical.
"then your whole attitude
about the most pleasurable experience in life should change. For it is not evil
but good."
I agree with you, but through an entirely different reasoning process.
"Sex didn’t come about by accident or evolutionary mutationsbut by
design."
Evolution is supported by mountains of solid evidence and most credible scientists, ID is supported ny non good evidence and a few wacko scientist.
"Evolution didn’t create sex,"
I'm sorry you find it distasteful or uncomfortable, but evolution DID create sex.
"nor did the Devil who tries to take the credit
for it,"
Again, we agree, but we have reached the same conclusion by entirely different routes. I contend that since the Devil is a fictional character, he is not responsible for anything.
"but theKing of Kings, Jesus created Sex."
No, sex was not created by "God," Jesus or the Devil, sex is the result of millions and millions of years of mutations and natural selection.
I think he's going with the Holy Trinity interpretation of Jesus -- I.E., Jesus is God and God is Jesus. And Holy Spirit.
Jesus is God, God is Jesus. And, yes, he/they/it did create sex in the sense that he/they/it are fucking fiction
And, let me think, wasn´t sex invented when, according to the Bible, God invented them woman and man?, because angels were not. And talking about Jesus, wasn´t he even conceived by a virgin?, again, your theory is going rocks.
Jesus invented sex?
DNi: The trinity is separate but the same. However, the mystery of the trinity is that each retains specific attributes as "the father," "the son" and the "holy ghost." Attributing sex to the part of the trinity that is known as "the son" is possible, since they are one in the same, but most would be more apt to say it was "the father."
"Once you realize that Jesus himself created sex, then your whole attitude
too bad this entry is so old and inaccurate
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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