["I don't think Jesus would condone the mass extinction of gays... They are supposed to be God's children after all"]
YES HE WOULD...HE DID IT TWICE...
-REMEMBER SODOM AND GAMORRAH - ALL DEAD ONE FAMILY SAVED
-REMEMBER NOAH - ALL DEAD 8 SAVED.
GOD HAS NO PROBLEM WITH KILLIN YOU FAGGOTS
RLMAO
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Didn't Jesus die for our sins such that God didn't need to keep killing everyone off like that and so people could go to heaven? Something like that I thought.
In any case Sodom and Gomorrah never existed and that global flood that defies not only geological evidence, but almost every branch of science also never happened.
In the name of love: first we kill gays, than muslims, than all other non-belivers, we cencor art and restrict freedom of speech ... Yeah, we're NAZIES! but we love you and so does out god, so you better worship him!
we kill cheaters, bad kids and ... I'm sure you can come up with more
"GOD HAS NO PROBLEM WITH KILLIN YOU FAGGOTS"
Or unborn babies, or little children, or pregnant women, or innocent bystanders, or every animal there is, or anyone else for that matter.
I'm not worried about God killing the Gays, I'm worried because he has lousy aim and tends to kill EVERYONE to get a few.
REMEMBER NOAH - ALL DEAD 8 SAVED.
Yeah, but according to the next few chapters, humanity was back to its old ways in a generation or so - in other words, your god failed utterly in his plan to wash away evil.
It's funny to recolt the following misconceptions:
a)that Noah and his kids were not saved from God's wrath against gays.
b)that Sodom and Gomorrah were not destroyed by Jesus.
Again, if God has no problem, why haven't he destroyed Amsterdam or San Francisco?.
Someone please explain to me how Sodom and Gomorrah became cities if their entire population was homosexual . Please remember that this was ~1000 BCE and people rarely travelled more than 20 miles from their place of birth in their lifetimes , so the idea of a mass gay-migration to the S&G Gayborhood is right out.
And if the flood was there to kill off Teh Homoes, and God only spared 8 people, I'd say he fuxed up hardcore if only 8 out of the entire population of humanity at that point was not homosexual. Shit, let 'em go for a few generations, and they'd have died out, don'tcha think?
Because we all know that no gay person has ever procreated.
-pb
I wish I could point out all the things that are wrong with this post, but it makes my brain melt, so I'm going to resort to petty ad hominem:
Patti173, you are a fucking twat.
Er, Patti? That stuff was in the OT. According to your Bible, Jesus wasn't born until several hundred years later. And he seemed kind of against the whole "kill people because they're different" mindset.
Maybe you should actually, um, READ your bible.
Sodom and Gamorrah wasn't all about homosexuality, neither was the degeneration of the human race before the Flood. There was much, much more to it than that, chiefly the fact that demons were mating with and raping humans. The fundies just mention the homosexual part as the whole idea because they want to further their hate-filled agenda of those who are different.
Not to mention that homosexuality is condemned only twice in the Bible, one being in the OT along with the other ancient Levitical laws that are not followed anymore. Adultery and fornication are condemned many, many times more. It has been put forward before that a gay couple in love are much less likely to commit adultery than a straight couple.
It's pretty ironic that fundies rabidly condemn homosexuals for fornication, and yet they want to ban gay marriage that would mean that a gay couple having sex within it wouldn't be fornication.
While I can't argue with your RLMAO, or with the fact that caps lock is cruise control for awesome, I must point out your error. Jesus didn't kill all those people. Jesus is the hippie love-in, touchie feelie God who cares. That shit was old testament God. Old Testament God was fire and brimstone all over the place...
Sodom and Gemorah were inhospitable and unkind, not sodomites. That implication was added later.
Noah's family was spared for very vaguely worded reasons, not a lack of homosexuality.
Try again, or better yet, don't.
I think it's fair to say, though, that if God wants us dead, he can kill us. You are a mortal. To pretend to do something in God's place is awfully presumptuous, let alone to have the audacity to say who he wants to kill. God doesn't like us? He can take it up with us. Not. Your. business.
Furthermore, why is it that fundies automatically equate sin with homosexuality. The world was doused, save for Noah and his young 'uns because the world was sinful and corrupt. Homnosexuality was never once implicitly mentioned in that, so to assume it was a cause ids adding to your Bible. A sin, yes? And the alleged homosexuality that Sodom and Go morrah were supposed to have been incinerated for was RAPE. They didn't want to have sex with the angels, they wanted to rape and kill them. To compare their desire to degrade the angelic guests with homosexual LOVE is flatly appalling.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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