Liberals are not the most civilized people. I got a message on facebook from a liberal because of a post I made here on this forum, here it is..... speaks for itself.
Arnold Claymore 10:40am Nov 2
Us liberals will finish destroying America. Our vote for the destruction of your pathetic country comes in just 5 days. I have already voted over 100 times.
You will have to bring civil war on if you want to stop us. You might end up ki lling a lot of us but America will burn in the process.
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Liar.
That was an easy one.
> Arnold Claymore
An obvious strawman. Since "claymore" is a type of a weapon and only conservatives get a hard-on over war, I don't think the sockpuppet could be any more obvious.
Real liberals have names like Johnny Babyabortion, Harry "Potter" Islamist and Melissa "Big Bang" Evolution. Obviously.
Oh bullshit. This is just standard conservative misunderstanding (or outright lie) that liberals hate America and are doing everything possible to destroy it. I have yet to find one true liberal who seriously says he wants to destroy the country.
And when's the last time anyone EVER saw a liberal use a pseudonym based on weapons of war and talking about bringing about a civil war? Most liberals tend to be peace-loving types, while it's conservatives who always have a hard-on for war.
"I got a message on facebook from a liberal because of a post I made here on this forum, here it is..... speaks for itself"
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And if they were on fire, she would be called Lia ra.
"Arnold Claymore 10:40am Nov 2
Us liberals will finish destroying America. Our vote for the destruction of your pathetic country comes in just 5 days. I have already voted over 100 times.
You will have to bring civil war on if you want to stop us. You might end up ki lling a lot of us but America will burn in the process."
Methinks 'Arnold Claymore' =
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...Princess Troll estia. /)^3^(\
Whole lotta True Scotsmen going on here in the comments. Not that I think the facebook message is real, but still.
@ WWWWolf: Claymore is also the name of an anime, which liberals can enjoy just as much as conservatives. As evidenced by our very own Anon-e-moose.
There's one Arnold Claymore on Facebook and that does have some stuff on his timeline criticizing birthers. Still, the fact that Fast Eddy takes this so serious is pretty funny. If that message was sent, the person who sent it was either delusional or trolling. If it was just made up, then Fast Eddy is lying. None of the outcomes here are positive.
@Greater Good
And "Claymore" is vastly superior to the drudge that is "Bore serk". At least it's finished . 'NeverEnding Story' authors such as Kishimoto, Tite, Oda, Araki, Miura et al, take note.
...and if I want gore, I'll watch "The Human Centipede". Fortunately, if I never watch the "HC" films, it'll be no great loss to me in the grand life experience scheme of things.
[/rant] [/trolling* WSJ wankerboys]
*-How to troll Tite? Simple. Don't read "Blech" (it's basically become "DBZ" with swords, anyway).
Okay. Then I recieved a note from Fast Eddy.
FAST EDDY 4:34 pm Nov 3
Hahaha! I will eat everyone's kittens with wasabi sauce, because I'm evil and I like to do evil stuff!
By the way, my real name is Gaylord von Weiner
Uh-huh, because voting over 100 times is perfectly legit.
Liberals don't talk like that. Nor would an American who is eligible to vote refer to the USA as "your" country.
Really, Eddy, you are either thicker than dogshit, or you think the rest of us are.
Voting over 100 times? Even though voter fraud can land you in jail for a LONG time?
Oh wait, this is WND. At first I thought it was a sane person.
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