The story of the flood is a true story, described in the literature of many nations. Noah survived it, and tiny handsful of others apparently did as well, but not many. Whether or not the flood and the events surrounding it were visited upon the Earth as punishment for sin I don't have an opinion. The one thing it might plausibly have been a punishment for to my thinking would have been man himself beginning to learn how to re-engineer living forms and misusing the skill to devise things like chiggers, ticks, and biting flies. There is no reasonable way to believe that a loving God created those kinds of things. But that's just a guess, I wasn't there.
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But that's just a guess, I wasn't there.
Sums up everything.
Noah survived it, and tiny handsful of others apparently did as well, but not many. And in the Bible it states that ONLY Noah and his family survived...
Come on icebear... it's in Genesis, for crying out loud!
The story of the flood is a true story
Well, scientists have found evidence that it was based on a true story. Miles below the current level of the Black Sea, scientists investigating the lake saw evidence of an ancient shoreline from thousands of years ago. What they think happened is this: thousands of years ago, there *was* a flood in the area as the Mediterranean Sea flooded the area of what is now the Black Sea, making the lake that was there previously much larger and devestating the local area. This catastrophic event was preserved in the cultural memory of the people who lived in the area, and that is why we have so many renditions of this tale from the Middle East. The Flood story preserved in the Bible is one, and the Flood in the tale of Gilgamesh another. Christians just believe in the *Bible's* interpretation of events because that is the version that has been culturally preserved for them.
This guy does have something of a point: if you have a lot of documents from separate cultures describing the same thing, then it is likely that something similar to what is in those documents did happen. Now given, the flood probably didn't happen on the epic level as described in the lore preserved in those documents, as folk-lore does have a tendency to exaggerate things.
The story of the flood is a true story
Yes and no. Yes, in that there have been a number of disastrous floods throught the whole of human history, and I'm sure to ancient people it probably seemed as if the whole world was underwater with the particularly bad ones. But no, in that there was no God-created global flood visited upon humankind for their sins.
would have been man himself beginning to learn how to re-engineer living forms and misusing the skill to devise things like chiggers, ticks, and biting flies.
Yeah, right. Even if someone had wanted to do such a thing, no ancient culture in the world had the ability to do so. Ancient humans were by no means stupid, and a lot of cultures were far more advanced than we seem to think. But only in a relative sense. In a sense that some cultures had gunpowder, glass windows, or a crude form of running water, not genetic engineering or the ability to create life. That's pure fantasy.
But that's just a guess, I wasn't there
No, you weren't. And it would be more accurate to call your "guess" wishful thinking.
icebear, you don't know jackshit about anything, dude.
Those skeeters that annoy you so much at your church picnics feed lots of birds and fish and spiders, etc.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, BITCH.
I like how icebear's idea of a terrible beast that even God wouldn't DARE create, that only humans in their overwhelming GREED and CORRUPTION and SINFULNESS would ever stoop to bearing, is a fly . That bites.
Icebear, I believe your redneck is showing.
If some others survived, the Bible is contradicted, again. Try not to be literal, and you´ll have an easier life.
"...chiggers, ticks, and biting flies. There is no reasonable way to believe that a loving God created those kinds of things."
What the...? So your loving God has no problem with creating a lake of fire in which to roast people for all eternity, but would never, ever create anything like chiggers, ticks and biting flies. No sir, God is just not that cruel. Icebear, I think your meds need adjusting.
"All Things Dull And Ugly" from Monty Python's Contractual Obligations Album
All things dull and ug-ly,
All creatures, short and squat,
All things rude and na-sty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their prudish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scant and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
Just because the bible writers STOLE this story from older Pagan myths, like the story of Gilgamesh, doesn't prove it's real. Someone on another board worked out all the stats. It's a geologican/climatolical FACT the flood could NEVER have happened on a worldwide scale. Local flood, sure. NOT worldwide. Where did all that water come from and go afterwards? Not earth's poles--look at global warming predictions. For that matter, look at the size of the ark. Where did this bozo put all the BILLIONS of animals and creatures?
Your argument is totally stupid and flawed. And as you said, you weren't there, so you don't know this is a fact. Where did those bugs come from? I thought you fanatics claim god created ALL life and everthing in existance. Now you say he didn't?
Get your lies straight, will you?
No major flood is mentioned in the historical records of China, India, or Egypt, during the time-frame attributed to the flood in Genesis. I'll take real-world evidence, thank you. So there.
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