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More importantly, how does Jesus feel about Star Wars?

I can continue to watch Star Wars movies if I so desire. But will Jesus sit and watch them with me? Will He cheer for Han Solo and Luke Skywalker or possibly weep when Padme dies? Will He mimic a light saber duel with me or sit down and watch the upcoming television show? Will He cheer for a made up thing that gives glory to an unknown and unreachable nothing over the truth of His Father? Will Jesus mind if I spent more time away from becoming closer to Him as I indulge in this seemingly harmless fantasy? Or is it possible that my Lord will remind me of His truth, love and commitment to my lost soul those many years ago when He carried a cross to Calvary? Does Jesus sit in a lonely place waiting for me to have time for Him?

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old comment by Horsefeathers

"More importantly, how does Jesus feel about Star Wars?"

More importantly? More importantly than what, whether or not he likes chunky or smooth peanut butter?

"Will He mimic a light saber duel with me or sit down and watch the upcoming television show?"

Oh. My. God.

I guess when you suppress all sexual instinct and disallow any sexual fantasy this is the kind of shit you fantasize about instead...

"Does Jesus sit in a lonely place waiting for me to have time for Him?"

You've got one hell of an ego, don't ya? You really think that god himself is going to have nothing better to do that sit on his ass waiting for you to "have time for him"? Ha!

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"I can continue to watch Star Wars movies if I so desire. But will Jesus sit and watch them with me? Will He cheer for Han Solo and Luke Skywalker or possibly weep when Padme dies? Will He mimic a light saber duel with me or sit down and watch the upcoming television show? Will He cheer for a made up thing that gives glory to an unknown and unreachable nothing over the truth of His Father? Will Jesus mind if I spent more time away from becoming closer to Him as I indulge in this seemingly harmless fantasy? Or is it possible that my Lord will remind me of His truth, love and commitment to my lost soul those many years ago when He carried a cross to Calvary? Does Jesus sit in a lonely place waiting for me to have time for Him?"

I find your faith disturbing.

@Furlong

"Blasphemer! Obviously Jesus is a Doctor Who fan!"

With slight leanings towards "Blakes 7"

@ND

"I heard Jesus is more of a football fan"

Being the glory-hound he is, Jesus supports Manchester United.

(think about it!)

old comment by Philbert McAdamia

Does Jesus sit in a lonely place waiting for me to have time for Him?

Picture Jesus...just hangin', twiddling his thumbs in boredom, all sad and lonely, waiting for A. H. to join him watching telly, going 'Oh, when, when will Ass Hole ever die so I can have some fun? Come on, Dad, kill him already. You're always torturing me."

I thought god and jebus were everywhere all the time and know exactly what you are doing, thinking, and playing with, you naughty boy. Don't you suppose invisible jesus can sit beside you and watch the tube if he wanted to? Shit, he's magic. He can watch any show any time he likes, with or without you or even a tv. He's got better than Tivo, f'Chrissakes. It is to die for.

“More importantly, how does Jesus feel about Star Wars?”
Importantly? This is important to you?

“I can continue to watch Star Wars movies if I so desire.”
Oh, whew! I was really worried, there.

“But will Jesus sit and watch them with me? Will He cheer for Han Solo and Luke Skywalker or possibly weep when Padme dies?”
He’s omniscient. He already knows all the plot points and character arcs. He’d probably be bored.

“Will He mimic a light saber duel with me or sit down and watch the upcoming television show?”
Do any of your imaginary friends play light-sabers with you?

“Will He cheer for a made up thing that gives glory to an unknown and unreachable nothing over the truth of His Father?”
Fiction. Will he cheer for fiction, while the truth is over on his side….?

“Will Jesus mind if I spent more time away from becoming closer to Him as I indulge in this seemingly harmless fantasy?”
He’s omniscient. He already knows how close you COULD Be, as well as how close you will be after watching a movie. He’s more likely to wander through the room and say, “Okay, THIS viewing is okay, but if you watch it three more times, you’re going to Hell.”

“Or is it possible that my Lord will remind me of His truth, love and commitment to my lost soul those many years ago when He carried a cross to Calvary?”
You’re watching a space western, why would he try to get you to hear about a history?

“Does Jesus sit in a lonely place waiting for me to have time for Him?”
He’s omnipresent. If you’re not there, he goes and hangs out as the mental hospital with the problem cases.

Good god what’s wrong with you?

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