(FSTDT! thread)
I agree with this and that we should pray for them. I think some of them are just working on their *bon mots* and *clever insult* ability. Others seem to have had some *Christian* background and understanding. I don't know why they haven't come to Jesus...
We are living as in the days of Noah and people made fun of him, too. Right after the Rapture I believe many will come to this and other Christian boards and we'll be gone. They'll get that sick feeling and know we were right.
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I'll get a feeling, alright, but I can assure you it won't be "O noes!"
Because you won't be raptured. It is impossible, because your dick of a gawd does not exist.
Please feel free to kill yourself immediately.
Even if the Rapture idiots were right on all the details -- big angry sky-god whisks away the faithful before torturing everyone else -- they'd still be evil . If their theology turned out to be completely true, this would only mean that the world was ruled by an insane and brutal demon-god not worthy of worship.
So even if the Rapture <i>does</i> happen, sorry, I won't be converting.
"I don't know why they haven't come to Jesus..."
Because Jesus isn't a bottom. [heh heh...gay joke]
"They'll get that sick feeling and know we were right."
One out of two...is that close enough?
Having the imagined last laugh, that's all these people care about,,,oh, and the damnation of most life on Earth
I don't know why they haven't come to Jesus.......
Seriously because many of us don't believe in your God and personally speaking even if I did, I wouldn't worship him in any case. Your god is morally bankrupt and vile and as a reasult his more rabid follwers tend to be as well.
The "days of Noah" were a long time ago buddy. Thats if they existed at all. Why don't they understand that every generation of Christians since Jesus has thought that the 2nd comming would happen witin their lifetimes, if not any minute now. Everyone before them was wrong, yet they are still so absolutely convinced.
Jesus isn't coming back people.
You are not living as in the days of Noah. You have indoor plumbing, climate control, instant worldwide communication and reliable high-speed travel.
We ridicule people who think some superdude is going to waft them into the clouds to live forever in a fairy castle.
Don't bother. The prayers of retards are worthless.
I hate to break this to you, iSong, but your rapture ain't gonna happen. Not this year, not next year, not in 2012, not ever.
By the way, I wish Jesus was real and would come and get your insane asses. I am tired of retarded bastards like you ruining the world for the rest of us now why don't you go drink the kool aid... We might be able to make some real fucking progress on this planet once your mythology and superstitious nonsense is out of the way.
"Right after the Rapture I believe many will come to this and other Christian boards and we'll be gone. They'll get that sick feeling and know we were right."
Most of the people here will probably be dancing in the streets.
Personally I think you are the ones who will get a big shock when you die, espically when Jesus tells you that you wasted the life he gave you and you are a worthless waste of space (only He would be sad for you instead of angry at you)
Funny they don't seem to realize that many over here are Christians, the one's who believe in a loving, forgiving God, not the kind who narrow God to fit their own prejudices and hatreds, and definitely not the kind who claim that they are the only "true Christians"(like our buddies at RR seem prone to do) and insult everyone else who doesn't share their beliefs(especially one that isn't in the Bible). PS-Many of us do check their quotes for context, unfortunately we usually find something more arrogant and insulting to other people's beliefs. Plus all the lies they are telling about Obama to forward their GOP toadie political agenda (violations of God's 9th commandment) make anything they say on politics fair game.
If we stop getting quotes from Rapture Ready altogether, I'll just get a bunch of friends, we'll make accounts there, and we'll go Poe. That way, no one else can be saved after the Rapture.
Yes. I AM that big of an asshole.
Yeah, people made fun of Noah. They made fun of Hercules too, but he showed them!
Most Christian boards state as a SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN FACT that there is an ark halfway up Mt. Ararat. It's warped.
Save your fucking prayers. And yes, I DID have a christian background. My parents are militant christians, especially my mom. But I realized that I have a brain... and that I like using it from time to time. Thinking for myself is a helluva lot better than being told what to fucking believe. So plz to go take your bloody Jew on a stick and shove him up your ass.
Kthnxbai.
"I think some of them are just working on their *bon mots* and *clever insult* ability."
Yeah, we do like being clever. We aren't going to dumb ourselves down for you anytime soon, either, so if you don't like it, you'd best learn to keep up.
We are living as in the days of Noah and people made fun of him, too. Right after the Rapture I believe many will come to this and other Christian boards and we'll be gone. They'll get that sick feeling and know we were right.
Um, no, because if you read your bible, there is no 'rapture', according to it, we'll all go through the same hell, and you will die first painfully for believing in God.
".. this and other Christian boards and we'll be gone."
Others seem to have had some *Christian* background and understanding. I don't know why they haven't come to Jesus...
It's not that we haven't come to Jesus. We just don't agree with your crazy ideas of preparing for the rapture. What part of "day and hour unknown" do you all not understand (and yes it's in the Bible)? You do realize the retarded Rapture BS has been done over and over ending in complete failure and embarrassment? And you all wonder why we all think you're just another nut in a death cult called RaptureReady a.k.a. RaptardReady.
Do yourself a favor and just live your life. You're probably not gonna be ready for a rapture anyway.
I'm not sure where you are, but I do know it is about as far away as you can get from Jesus. There is NO way anyone at RR has ever read the Bible. Not even just skimming it.
Do these people have to fail an IQ test to get in? The sheer amount of greed, ignorance, and self-centeredness on that site is shocking.
I admit, this site is great for developing *les bon mots*
If iSong6:3 is anything to go by, however, people simply look at this site and convince themselves that they're right- from both sides of the argument (no irony metres exploding here).
“I agree with this and that we should pray for them.”
“I think some of them are just working on their *bon mots* and *clever insult* ability.”
"Others seem to have had some *Christian* background and understanding. I don't know why they haven't come to Jesus...”
“We are living as in the days of Noah and people made fun of him, too.”
"Right after the Rapture I believe many will come to this and other Christian boards and we'll be gone. They'll get that sick feeling and know we were right.”
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