We need to know that all things that called science, is not science. Sometimes it's simply men’s opinions. We need to learn that all true science is in agreement with the Bible. The Bible is not a science book, but because the Bible contains all truth, all true science will be in agreement with the Bible.
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In other news, bats are birds, insects only have 4 legs, rabbits chew cud and the earth is flat with a 'firmament' holding back the waters of heaven.
Nathan wrote: "'Bible contains all truth'. OK, [...] who really shot JFK?"
ZOMG!!! The fundies have known all along and never said anything!!!!
They must be in on it!!11!one!
Attention Parishioners.
This morning has been inspected by the Bible Conformance Committee, and due to the unBIBLICAL nature of its nature, it is now decreed that this morning is hereby banished.
You may choose any morning between 600AD and 1200AD to replace it.
That is all.
God's mouthpiece.
Well, I'm not in agreement with the Bible, so I guess that makes me not a true human.
Fundie "logic" makes my brain hurt.
because the Bible contains all truth, all true science will be in agreement with the Bible.
Or alternatively, because true science is not in agreement with the Bible, the Bible is baloney.
Ah, yes, that would be the "heads I win, tails you lose" approach to the scientific method, wouldn't it? If it agrees with the Bible, it's "true science," and if it doesn't agree with the Bible, it is "false science."
Sorry, Wayne old chap, but SCIENCE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. You don't get to judge its conclusions on the basis of your mythology's Bronze Age preconceptions.
Believe in your myths if you like, but don't expect reality to conform to them. It has no obligation to do so.
"for the pillars of the earth are the LORD's, and he hath set the world upon them."
Clearly, because all True Science [TM] must agree with the bible, any observations that there aren't any pillars underneath the Earth must not be True Science.
But ... wait!
This means that any observations that DO show pillars underneath the Earth aren't True Science [TM] either.
all things that called science, is not science.
Learn English grammer/10
The Bible is not a science book
Got that right, but that's all he got right.
Why do we need to know lies and fairy tales?
The Bible doesn't contain mention of computers or the Internet. I guess they're just men's opinions, then...
Can't be 'opinions' when what scientists say is backed up by facts . Evidence.
And when the Bible mentions Quantum Computers, get back to us.
But we won't be holding our breaths.
“We need to know that all things that called science, is not science.”
“Sometimes it's simply men’s opinions.”
“We need to learn that all true science is in agreement with the Bible.”
“The Bible is not a science book,”
“but because the Bible contains all truth, all true science will be in agreement with the Bible”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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