WATCHERS is a term used by the occult, whether it be witches, satanists, or whatever. It is usually a picture or similar object that has one or more eyes on it. It is stuck or hung some place to act as a spy. For instance, someone hangs it on your house, or your church, or your office, or on a corner. Look at it like a hidden camera and microphone. The person comes back later to the WATCHER, and the demon in it tells the person all that it SAW and heard.
This may sound like science fiction, but you DIDN'T think you had demons living inside you either.
A Prophet friend of mine just told me that she saw four stars in the sky that were very strange looking, and were NORTH - EAST - SOUTH - WEST. She asked the Lord what they were, and He told her "they are WATCHERS".
Something big appears to be going on in the spirit world, and we need to be doing some extra Warfare against WATCHERS.
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This may sound like science fiction, but you DIDN'T think you had demons living inside you either.
What a silly, antiquated notion. We all know your distress is caused not by demonic possession, but by a toad or small dwarf living in your stomach and causing an imbalance of bodily humors.
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But the Watcher of Earth helped the Fantastic Four defeat Galactus, he can't be evil. It's true. I read it in a book so it must be true.
The Silver Surfer is another story so don't start...
Aren't watchers a form of angels? And yes, indeed, they are!
You're thinking of Grigori, you idiot.
Having actually studied occult traditions, I've never heard of anything called "watchers".
The only occult thing I can think of involving eyes like that would be the eye of horus or the glass eye charms originating in Byzantine. but both were wards against evil, not a means to watch others.
Scrying is done with mirrors. Though if you actually hear voices telling you what others are doing, you might want to consult wit ha physician. Chances are that isn't' a demon. You're just schizoid.
Wait?
"A Prophet friend of mine just told me..."
A Prophet? That's witchcraft and of the Devil, you fucking hippocrites! Burn in hell!
This may sound like science fiction,
No actually it sounds more like the paintings in Harry Potter which could move, and speak, and were known to spy for their owners on occasion. Its a delightful story but in the end its just that: a story. The difference between you and me is that I'm able to tell the difference between reality and fiction.
This may sound like science fiction,
No actually it sounds more like the paintings in Harry Potter which could move, and speak, and were known to spy for their owners on occasion. Its a delightful story but in the end its just that: a story. The difference between you and me is that I'm able to tell the difference between reality and fiction.
Ahh, the infamous "ceiling cat" constellation.
@fofo: Oh, god, how I hated those things!
My grandma had one of those Shroud Of Turin posters and the damned eyes seemed to follow me around the room - when I was about 6 or so it was spooky! Scared the bejesus out of me.
I work with a fundie, It's way fun to work some shit on him - now I'll have to plant some "Watchers" around to see if he has a reaction.
"The person comes back later to the WATCHER, and the demon in it tells the person all that it SAW and heard."
"This may sound like science fiction, but you DIDN'T think you had demons living inside you either."
"A Prophet friend of mine just told me that she saw four stars in the sky that were very strange looking, and were NORTH - EAST - SOUTH - WEST. She asked the Lord what they were, and He told her "they are WATCHERS". "
"Something big appears to be going on in the spirit world"
"we need to be doing some extra Warfare against WATCHERS."
"A Prophet friend of mine just told me that she saw four stars in the sky that were very strange looking, and were NORTH - EAST - SOUTH - WEST. She asked the Lord what they were, and He told her "they are WATCHERS". "
A Prophet friend of mine just told me that she saw four stars in the sky that were very strange looking, and were NORTH - EAST - SOUTH - WEST. She asked the Lord what they were, and He told her "they are WATCHERS".
First of all, your friend is laughing at you behind your back because you are fucking stupid for believing her.
Second of all, in the unlikely event that she isn't flat out lying to your dumb ass, then she was really, really stoned when this event occurred.
Third of all, in the extraordinarily unlikely event that neither of the above is true, God was probably fucking with her for asking such a retarded question. What kind of idiot points to the stars and goes "GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!"
I mean honestly.
You know, these crazy people all seem to lead much more exciting lives than I do, fighting demons and talking to God and all. Still doesn't persuade me that I wouldn't rather be sane and normal, though.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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