Steph #fundie alaskavalleychurch.com

near death is when you are rolling at 50 mph downhill because SOME GUY NAMED CHRIS BUMPED YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEDDING and you can't even move your arms because you are heading so fast and you know you are heading for a tree so the only thing you can do is place your arms in front of your head and pray...and then god stops you suddenly yet softly and you open your eyes and your face in two inches away from a tree trunk.


near death is when normally there are rows and rows of cars parked by a stop sign because of heavy traffic but for some odd reason there aren't any there that day but you turn to fast on the ice and you crash right into a snowbank where normally there would be rows and rows of cars and you crash into it at 30 mph

near death is when there is a super-steep hill where NORMALLY you keep rolling and rolling if you were to crash and go off-road..and you and your friend are in the same car and your friends mom is driving and she turns to fast on the ice so we head straight for the steep hill but thanks to god, he didn't let us roll...we just mysteriously and suddenly stopped.

talk about blessed! lol.
Especially when this all happens within a month

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