Why, with all the many productive ways to use the time you are given, would you choose to be part of a forum whose greatest sport and pleasure is to attack and destroy those things you don't comprehend?
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Because, not only is a little comic relief an excellent way to remind us that life isn't to be taken too seriously, Fundy-ism is also a serious problem and a blight on many peoples lives, and we wish to draw attention to that.
*cough* Says the T4C poster. How many times have they denounced....well, just about everything except the Word O' GodTM as stated and believed by them, and only them...without actually knowing what the hell they're talking about?
Oh, we comprehend it. It's because we comprehend it that we find it amusing and, at times, depressing or morally terrifying.
You might want to ask yourself the same question. Most of the posts I've seen from that site have been pretty ignorant, if not downright hateful. And you certainly seem all to happy to attack people based on their sexuality, or mode of dress, or to attack science in general.
Like the other Mrs. Lace quote above, this isn't fundie in it's isolated context.
I don't think we should be putting up quotes just because we don't like the site they come from or the people who make them. A quote should only make it here if the quote itself, in isolation , is fundie, not just if the persona who made it is a fundie or the site it came from is fundie, even if the site really spins our nipple-nuts and sends us to Alaska.
We have to make sure that out mockery focuses on the fundie content of their posts, not them personally.
"Why, with all the many productive ways to use the time you are given, would you choose to be part of a forum whose greatest sport and pleasure is to attack and destroy those things you don't comprehend?"
Wait! Don't you do that?
I don't attack or destroy things that I don't comprehend. I learn about them first. What I enjoy is attacking the people who purposefully lie, whether it's their own agenda or stupidity, and those who are so adamant that their way is correct, despite complete lack of evidence.
Now when a psycho starts a cult on line and lies and misleads children, well that's pretty fucking low. We do understand because we've seen your site, and we've seen the iron-fist that is used to cow impressionable teens into submission. That is sick and disgusting what you do. And that is why I attack YOU.
Oh, just shut the fuck up, Mrs Wilfully Ignorant. Let's see what you attack that you don't comprehend:
- Women's rights
- Evolution
- Lack of belief in God
- Or, for that matter, lack of belief in God precisely as you have constructed him
- The human sex drive
- Homosexuality
Do I need to keep going? Because I could. I'd just rather not be here for the next couple of hours.
Why do fundies automatically assume that non-fundies don't comprehend their beliefs or haven't read and understood the Bible? It's precisely because many have a good understanding of fundie beliefs that they have rejected them. Fundies, on the other hand, seem to actively avoid learning anything that might challenge what they've been taught, some even to the point of home-schooling their children.
Indeed, to keep quiet would be to fearfully accept the psychotic delusions in which name theyre apparently willing to kill, or at least emotionally maim for.
Theres nothing wrong with laughing at stupidity, and that includes ourselves once in a while.
The real problem is when you have people trying to enforce it against all reason, logic and (actual, real) morality and ethics, to satisfy the hate stemming from their irrational fear of things they do not understand... Which unfortunately includes learning and knowledge, thanks to the similar efforts of their ancestors or pastors.
THIS is what we attack, until people wake up and realise that no matter what "holy" descriptor you give it, hatemongering and willful ignorance by any other name is still as horrible.
Ol' Lacy's got it all backwards. I can't speak for anyone else, but I personally stick to attacking things I comprehend.
I comprehend the bull at Teens-4-Christ because I've been seeing that sort of bull for many years. The funny thing is that when somebody is sure about what they're doing, it doesn't matter if you attack that thing or not. I can run experiments all day long, for instance, and learn something from them, and I don't really care whether or not someone who has no bearing on my life calls it "bull" on the internet. Big deal.
Now, prod somebody with a little bit of insecurity about their personal line of bullmanure, and all of a sudden you're the only thing they can think about. Which is why the Teens-4-Christ wanks are so busy providing lots of happy funfodder for us these last couple of days.
Who knows, maybe Lace can join Bro. Randy in his complaints to the FBI! Then again, I used to know a hooker in New York named Lace. Maybe they're the same person? The name does sound kinda hooker-ish, doesn't it?
C'mon guys... sic your twisted, bloody-fanged version of Jesus on me. Right now. Double-dare ya.
Sandman: Point well taken. In future, for a post like this to be accepted, it should at least include a lead-in of, say, the comment to which the featured poster is responding, to better indicate why the post is fundie; if that's not sufficient setup for it, then as much as it might be appropriate when one knows the poster and/or the situation, it really shouldn't qualify to be posted here.
I know it seems like a loss, folks, but trust me, there's no shortage of material!
~David D.G.
Why? Because frankly, I'm tired of it.
I am tired of hearing "pious" and "righteous" people say that it is wrong to be Gay or Lesbian, when their sole basis for doing so is a work of fiction that has been re-translated hundreds of times. You know nothing about the neurochemistry and genetics of a gay person, and yet your words have condemned many to death. Those of us that stand up to your bigotry are seen as "infringing upon your personal rights". You think of nothing but your own little world, and sit in sanctimonious complacency while judging the people around you.
It is so easy for you. Any statement that is in conflict with your faith is simply the devil's work. Has it ever occurred to you that spreading hate and intolerance is doing the great evil?
If you want to follow a code of behavior from a bronze age society, that is absolutely your right to do so. You do not have the right to support, encourage, or initiate violence against me when I choose not to do so myself.
As long as you hurt people, I will attack what you say.
The difference?
I do not pretend to be doing "God's work".
A friend of mine from Alaska once described the vibe education there like so, "The only book worth readin' is the Bible and Preacher can tell you everything you need to know about that!"
Yes, the brainwashing is complete...
You don't get it. It's defense, not offense. Every time the fundies want to seize a little bit more of our time, our space, or our laws, we fight back the best way we can. We mock, and we sue. This is the Mocking Department. It's a team effort.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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