God Kefka #fundie

God Kefka #fundie forum.nationstates.net

We have to prepare the Middle East for the second coming of Christ... through whatever means necessary.

Islam must not be allowed to prevail there...

America, as the world's most powerful Christian nation, should do whatever it takes to make this a smooth transition while in the profit benefiting itself.

The world NEEDS USA's leadership and USA should do whatever it can to advance itself and the Lord's Kingdom. Syria is a great place to start...

They don't see the Light... but we can show them.

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old comment by Sangfroid

What is this "we" stuff, kemo sabe?

You want to clean up the ME? Then sign up with the Army. Of course, if you spout off that crap to your recruiter, he might not let you in (they do have psycho standards, after all), but hey, a lot of them aren't meeting their targets, so you might be Gumped in.

Then, on your way to freeing up the ME for the Jeebus, you'll be taught the wonders and joys of the M16A4, SOS (tasty!), hazmet suits (hot!), PT (real hot!)and the P-38, all the while praying that no moron in Washington finds a good reason to make your ass a target.

Oh, and don't even think about nukes; even if some Jesus-loving idiot decides to drop every single one in the arsenal, they'll still have to send in the meatbags on the leather express (that's you) to make sure they got everyone, and that glowing mess of dirt and blood formerly known as the ME is ready for da lawd.

Just remember, as every Sergeant likes to say, your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to him. BOHICA!

old comment by Anon-e-moose

Aren't you lot claiming that Obama is a 'Secret Muslim', and that - despite Romans 13:1-5 - you're not obeying his every word as if 'twere Holy Writ, nay, worshipping him, even though you didn't have any problem doing so with your previous God Emperors Dumbya & Raygun...?

Flip-flop more than Mittens Romney in a sandal factory much, Teabaggers?! [/hyper-sarcasm]

@Mister Spak

A couple of the Assad regime's tanks:

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So a few hundred Depleted Uranium rounds from an A-10's GAU-8A 30mm Gatling can do in just a few seconds what a certain deity hasn't been able to do since WWI, eh GK? My, but that's being 'omnipotent'. [/Judges 1:19]

Just ask Muammar Gaddafi, GK. You too, Arse-sad.

(PROTIP: Poo-tin's 'opposition' to military acion* by the West - and his support of Arse-sad - is purely economic. Russia lost billions in weapons sales when Gaddafi was eliminated, so...!)

*- Obama - in the upcoming talks - can annihilate any & all of your so-called 'arguments', Poo-tin. One word: Chechnya.

@Xenuwuzhere

Use of that scene in "WarGames", with the AI 'WOPR/Joshua'. Your argument is valid.

old comment by Qazamir McSmarty Britches

We have to prepare the Middle East for the second coming of Christ... through whatever means necessary.

Riiiiiiight, like the Middle East doesn't have enough war hungry religious loonies already.

Islam must not be allowed to prevail there...

You know what they say about closing the barn door don't you? That horse is long gone.

America, as the world's most powerful Christian nation, should do whatever it takes to make this a smooth transition while in the profit benefiting itself.

Said like a true Gawd-feerin George Bush supportin Murrican!

They don't see the Light... but we can show them....

By killing them, of course.

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