StarDotJPG #fundie pokemontruth.blogspot.com.au

I now have all the information I need, and I made sure to destroy my game and console once I was done.
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As I’m sure you all already know, Pokémon is a demonic “game” Satanists created to corrupt our youth and pull them away from the glory of God. AND IT’S WORKING! When good Christians, such as myself, began protesting the evil influence of Pokémon back in the 1990s, we were mocked and ridiculed! But now the decay of society has become evident.

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You see, a few weeks ago, a (former!) friend of mine handed me a Nintendo DS, and told me to play the game inside. I could keep it, he said. I should play the game inside, and then judge it on its own value.

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I knew that Nintendo started off making card games, which are derived from the evil occult practice of TAROT. I knew that video games were allowing SATAN into the minds of children, so they would go shoot their classmates at school. But with the power of GOD on my side, I knew I could resist SATAN’S EVIL TEMPTATIONS.

I turned the game on. It was Pokémon Soul Silver. There was a big white (or silver?) birdlike creature swimming across the screen. The same figure is stylized into the logo. At this point I KNEW that Pokémon was connected with the occult.

The ancient Egyptians believed the soul was called BA, and it took the form of a BIRD with a HUMAN face! This game shows a BIRD with strikingly HUMAN features curled up to represent a SOUL! If you can’t see the connection with the occult already, Satan must have control over your mind.

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