Tonyk #fundie

This book fell out of my hook up's purse... She told me she has very low self esteem and is a Hillary Clinton supporter and likes the book.. I saw all this as a green light to try and have consensual B&D sex with her, and scored! Afterwards, she made me a tall stack of pancakes with bacon wearing just an apron and a smile, and then right after I finished my plate, I told her to get her crap together and wait outside for her Uber to take her home. While she was outside, I saw her through my window marching/pacing back and forth in the rain and snow and thought she might be an ROTC student and so was afraid for my life, so I called 911 on her.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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