[Re. "The Passion of the Christ"]
My husband, unknown to me at the time, decided to send our kids to one of the local churches, on the night that they decided to show this movie. When the violence began, my kids watched as the demons came out of the movie screen, and began to circle around in the theatre, looking for those they could attack. My children were horrified, as they watched these demons enter into their friends and attack them. They ran out of the church theatre crying, and had nightmares for many days afterwards. (Until I realized what had happened and then cast those nightmare-causing demons out of them. Then they slept fine.) We were called to come and pick them up, and were treated as if our children were somehow less of a real believer than the other kids who remained in the theatre.
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@ Wyzard;
She is such a bad exorcist she asked Pazuzu to leave her kid nicely six times before trying the prayer from the movie - except she then fucked it up by saying "The Shower of Christ Compels You!" And thus making a millenia old demon giggle like a schoolgirl.
Dunamis is so bad at detecting demons that she could be standing right in front of a parade of cacodaemons and not even see them or hear the screeching.
Dunamis is so bad at dealing with Satan that Old Scratch danced with all her kids, her husband and her old grandmother, chatted with her for thirty minutes, and after fifty Biblical references, had to outright SAY he was Satan before she got the message.
Dunamis is so bad naming demons that she called Irritum "Iratetummy" several times during the I Know Your True Name sequence. She called the Demon of Envy Leviathan "Levitheme" and was confused why he left the guy saying "I have nothing to envy in you."
This post is proof that insanity is contagious.
And shame on that church for showing such a bloody, violent movie to children. We have such fucked up views in this country. Showing a movie to children where a guy gets beaten to a bloody pulp is OK, but show a pair of boobies on TV and everybody freaks out like society is going to collapse.
Wait. You mean to tell me that the Crucifixion of Jesus, one of the key points in the gospels and a really, really important holy bit... summons demons?
Do you have an LSD pump attached to your spine or something? Said it before, saying it yet again: GET HELP!
As to the real sequence of events:
Dumbass takes kids to see "the Jesus movie"
Kids saddened and/or scared by the torture on display.
Dumbass starts screaming about demons and grabs kids, running out of the theater and scaring the high holy hell out of the kids, resulting in nightmares.
Dumbass writes little story above to fit her particular psychosis.
Someone show Nightmares of Dumbass - unannounced - the "Human Centipede" films.
You'll never want to close your eyes again: if you haven't already torn them out/they've melted. But then, no amount of Brain Bleach will erase what'll have been seared into your entire neurophysiology. >:D
(Haven't seen them meself, and I never want to, neither! Considering how the BBFC would only allow an '18' rating with significant cuts & re-framing of certain scenes, then that's enough for me to steer clear of those ; and I've watched the "Saw" & "Hostel" films! )
I went and saw this movie in a cinema. All I saw was a guy getting beaten to a bloody pulp and another guy hanging himself. Oh, and then the first guy died, some chick ended up in a fiery pit and then a raindrop caused an earthquake. Then the first guy was suddenly not dead anymore. That's pretty much all I got out of it...probably given that my religious upbringing was limited to weekly half-hour classes at school.
Also, I read the full post, and she seems to think Monica Belucci is a porn star .
Great, now she thinks her church is possessed by demons. This is going to escalate horribly, isn't it?
@ everyone
Slight correction: The OP didn't take her kids to see Passion of the Christ, her church did and they did so without her advanced knowledge or consent it seems. So this is child abuse on two separate fronts. Church forcing kids to watch racist torture porn and then going home to get exorcised with who knows what kind of horrible, life threatening methods by a delusional psychotic they have the misfortune of calling mother.
How old are you kids, Dreamy? According to IMDB, it was rated R; "Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. Contains some adult material. Parents are urged to learn more about the film before taking their young children with them."
Your kids have less of a reality-based grasp than the kids who didn't see demons.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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