Some people have described pornography as the only form of safe sex. This is a lie. Though the odds of catching a disease through the use of pornography are lower than they are when compared to other illicit sexual activities, the one who uses pornography is just as subject to the judgment of God as the one who physically engages in illicit sexual activities.
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Some people are against porno movies. And I say hey, Ohio, Kentucky, and Iran: I say, hey - whatever a man, and a woman, and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey, that's their garsh-darn business.~Dave Attell
Well, Napoleon, it's lusting after someone you're not married to. And if you've lusted after someone in your heart, you've committed adultery with them. That's their logic anyway.
"Some people have described pornography as the only form of safe sex. This is a lie."True. There are many other forms of safe sex.
"Though the odds of catching a disease through the use of pornography are lower than they are when compared to other illicit sexual activities,"
Yes, in the sense that zero is lower that any.
"the one who uses pornography is just as subject to the judgment of God as the one who physically engages in illicit sexual activities."
Right again. "Just as subject to the judgement of God." Since God is imaginary, both the porn user and the non-user are equally uneffected by God.
Another strike out for Bro. Randy.
the one who uses pornography is just as subject to the judgment of God as the one who physically engages in illicit sexual activities." Prove it.
Fundamentalism: The belief that there is an all-powerful, all-knowing, universe-spanning entity that is intimately concerned with what I get up to in the privacy of my own bedroom. God needs a new project to keep him occupied, I think. He's obviously got far too much time on his hands.
Very dangerous, pornography. Addictive, you know. Take me: I started looking at porn and before too long it wasn't enough for me: I needed harder and harder stuff all the time. In the end I could only get satisfaction by looking at pictures of completely naked women!
Tiny Bulcher: You were lucky. I went from pictures of naked women to actually getting naked with a woman. And it only got worse from there: we actually had sexual intercourse without being married. And over the next few years, I did it again and again and again with different women. It's definately an addiction.
I bet he just hates porn because he has a tiny weeny and those well endowed porn stars make him doubt God's love
Um....if you catch an STD from porn, you are using it wrong. The tape goes in the VCR, Randy, you don't hump it. And maybe wash your hands before you do it next time? Or maybe just buy your own porn and stop borrowing it from your cell mate. Or maybe he thinks computer viruses are a form of STD, I know I have to help my friend redo his comp every 6 months or so from all the crap he picked up on the porno sites.
Judgement of God is a strange argument against porn. Try this for me,.. decide for yourself what you want to be and like, you can do it,.. you wont turn into a monster
I didn't know that there was any risk of contracting a disease from viewing pornography. I also hate it when they try and link rape to pornography. If you took a group of rapists and asked them, "have you ever looked at pornographic images?" the response is most likely going to be a unanimous "yes". Duh! Correlation does not equal causation.
"Some people have described pornography as the only form of safe sex. This is a lie. In fact, the safest sex is between a young boy and a priest. Young boys don't get pregnant, and they're easily terrified, so you don't have to worry about them snitching until they're adults. And, because the priests are God's servants, they've already got a pass on his judgement, by the saving blood of jesus christ."
Kat - and distribution of pornography in prisons actually leads to a less violent, less agressive and more manageable population. Don't tell the hypocritical prudes facts though, it will get in the way of their hysteria.
How the heck do you catch a STD or get pregnant from watching porn?
If you're so against porn, why do you call yourself Randy? Or is that the reason? I'm confused...
So we should only read good, wholesome material, like The Song of Solomon from the bible.
"Some people have described pornography as the only form of safe sex. This is a lie. Though the odds of catching a disease through the use of pornography are lower than they are when compared to other illicit sexual activities"
Well, if you RAM in your Floppy, expecting a Hard Drive, without using protection (AVG, in my case), then of course you'll catch a Virus. [/geek] [/smartarse] X3
"the one who uses pornography is just as subject to the judgment of God as the one who physically engages in illicit sexual activities"
So... God will give you Gonnhorrhoea, Crabs and the Clap? [/Afterlife for non -Pastafarians].
Moral: So, as opposed to...:
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=33642&Page=1
...this?! (Yep. Time to wheel out this oldie, but goodie: Cracking one off to Puppies & Flowers! o_O; X3 )
A thought: If I watch sex on my 42" plasma screen, will I contract HDMI?
...I'll get my coat. X3
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