ronbo477 #fundie rr-bb.com

Speculation. You are in the tribulation and a new believer. First thing you will want to learn all you can about the Lord. Then you take stock of the situation.

1. You can try to scrape by probably eating some nasty stuff, sleeping in some inhospitable places, ill clothed for the weather.

2. You can sell yourself as dearly as you can proclaiming Jesus. You'll get your head chopped off and you go straight to be with the Lord in perfect conditions.

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