No one should have the right to do anything, only to pray to God.
[:rofl: :rofl:
Seriously though, this is a serious thread, not the place for sarcasm. ]
No I am serious.
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Someone needs to be chained to the back of a tank for a scrape round to the Piranha Brothers' place, where - after they've finished in the conversation pit with Charles Paisley (The Baby Crusher), two film producers and a bloke called 'Kierkegaard' who just sits there biting the heads off whippets - Doug uses Sarcasm to make him pull his liver out & his head off, for Dinsdale to nail to the floor. X3
@Glandu
I played that crap for a few months
I did too, and quickly grew bored with it. The questions they give you about your country sound innocuous enough, but they take your answer and go to one of two extremes with it. It's like asking if you think gay marriage should be allowed, and if you answer in the affirmative it says that your country makes it mandatory. There is little grey area.
@ Mimic Octopus
The FSTDT archives disagree with you.
Caamib
David J Stewart
Jerry
His4Life
"ponders"
Vox Day
Dean Saxton (Philosophy of Rape Imposter)
Dean Saxton (Street Preacher)
Pat Robertson
Bathtub Leviathian guy (Also tried to do a fucking exorcism online for a lesbian.)
The stupid is strong.
Thus the lulz and failitude are strong.
You have the right to only pray to God, if you want. You will have to do it in the street, though, as no-one will pay you for praying to god, and you will have to hope that someone gives you food.
“No one should have the right to do anything, only to pray to God.”
Okay. Off to Afghanistan with you.
I mean, if your only right is to pray, then you don’t have a right to religious freedom…
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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