Dear Kalamazoo,

Thanks for bringing out that tired old argument. You and other gay-worshipers always fall back on the erroneous belief that anyone who refuses to celebrate the diseased behavior of homosexuals is automatically motivated by "fear and hatred." I'm sure that's certainly true of some people, but I would venture that many heterosexuals are like me: Honest enough to admit that they are repulsed by deviant sexual practices because they find those practices intrinsically, innately, and empirically disgusting.

How interesting that you immediately went for the ad hominem attack rather than try to debate the issue itself. So disappointingly typical and predictable. No one could possibly think differently from you unless there was something "wrong" with them as people, right?

Since your last argument was weak, don't forget good ol' Plan B, where you insinuate that I'm only pretending to be disgusted by homosexuality because I secretly AM homosexual. That's a sure-fire winner too!

Also, since there are "too many people in this country" who think like me, what would you propose? Re-education camps? Compulsory sensitivity training? Exile? Or perhaps you have a "final solution" in mind for us. Please! Between the two of us, it's obvious which person has "been taught to believe" a silly lie.

Oh, uh, that's YOU, by the way.