horoscope theory (most incels are cancer)
my theory is, that most incels are born cancer.
slayers in contrary are mostly lions or scorpions.
im cancer myself and incel. funny thing is, that every cancer i know is also incel and unhappy while every lion has constant sex and validation.
cancers are also mostly introverted while lions are extraverted.
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horoscope theory (most incels are cancer) my theory is, that most incels are born cancer.
slayers in contrary are mostly lions or scorpions.
Leo: "Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss' face, oh no! Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik!"
Scorpio: "Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window! Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem you stupid freak!"
Hello, Leo here. I'm introvert, in longstanding relationship (30+ years) with Pisces, just one sexual partner so far.
My mother and paternal grandmother are/were Cancer. Both are/were much more extrovert than I am, fairly happy and in longstanding relationships (mom 50+ with Libra, and granny had two relationships that I know of; my biological grandfather who died when my dad was 5 months old, and the one I see as my grandfather (Virgo), around 50 years).
So the suggestion here is that it's not to do with genes at all, but rather when your parents had sex that dictates whether or not you will have success with potential partners in your life?
It's not your fault, never your fault, now it's not even your genes' fault. It's the Universe itself set against you, and your filthy mother and father.
Incels are a cancer.
Too easy?
Wow, so your theory is, you don't get laid because you're a cancerous crab? Amazing how both of our personal theories are starting to line up.
And just to add, I should have read comments before making the most obvious one! Lovely use of Weird Al, Malingspann! I even still have that CD, and that was one of the most fun ones he did on that album.
How much you want to bet these idiots are misinterpreting how any of this works and are deciding they're Cancer based solely on their lack of sex rather than when they were born?
That said, I love how the only direction they can go from the "muh genes" argument is to start blaming something even less consequential than their genes. I mean, really, what's the logic here? Why the sudden and complete 180 on whether someone will be a "Chad" or not based solely on whether they're born on July 22nd or 23rd? And why would the ones that arrive first get shafted?
I mean, by their logic, a Scorpius - like my brother - should have less success than a Sagittarius - like me - solely because they were born earlier in the year. By their logic, if my brother is in a stable, loving relationship, then I should be "fingerbanging sluts out in the open" or whatever other wildly-exaggerated situation they claim is "normal" multiple times per day just by showing my face in public, right?
Damn, no wonder they preemptively banned me from their subreddit, what with how I keep breaking the shit out of their pathetic narrative. It's almost like there's a reason it keeps happening!
Now watch as one of them comes to attack me specifically again and, being incapable of making intelligent arguments or understanding things, simply makes fun of me for being Sagittarius.
Please. Astrology is nothing but pure bunk, to be mocked & dismissed.
I've known multiple Leos, & not one of them was self confident enough to even consider being slutty, much less act on it. I was friends with a Cancer once, back in high school, & she choose the "drinking, designer drugs & sleeping around to mask the inner pain & humiliation of being sexually abused by her neighbor" route. Not what I would call a good example of "incel".
Pisces here, shacking up with an Aquarius.
Confused?
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