[triple play- racist, sexist, homophobic]
Ever since the fall (& I'm not talking autumn) women
have had an obsession with forbidden fruit and a huge percentage of white women see sexual relations with a
black man in that light. In fact they're so obsessed
with that that even after they are beaten and abused
they still come back for more!
Because women by nature are obsessed with appearances
they should NEVER have been granted the sufferage and
if it hadn't been for weak-kneed limp-wristed men who
were afraid they'd be cut off in the bedroom they
wouldn't have it today!
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The thing is your reasoning is...
If Hypothetically the Sufferage Movement culminated in a rapefest in order to disperse it.
We would not have interracial marriage.
And somehow Satan is responsible for the current situation of equality of everyone or atleast the attempts to achieve that.
Wow, Satan is AWESOME.
"Because women by nature are obsessed with appearances "
Yes, because we men aren't. Magazines such as Nuts and FHM (with all their photoshopping of the mdoels in their photos) prove this.
Excuse me - WOMEN are obsessed with appearance? Then why are we the ones who have to shave off most of our body hair, watch our weight, and wear makeup and form-fitting clothes, so that men will consider us attractive? Get the fuck out!
>"if it hadn't been for weak-kneed limp-wristed men who
were afraid they'd be cut off in the bedroom..."
Didn't he just say all us silly wimmins were off sleeping with (and getting our asses beaten by) black dudes? Maybe we're just too irrational and hysterical (and evil and manipulative) to pick a man for ourselves, so we're sexing up both.
Also, the word is "suffrage". No E. As in "The right to vote, or suffrage , should be taken away from mark-m as soon as possible, along with his internet privileges, on account of his terminal imbecility."
"Ever since the fall (& I'm not talking autumn) women
have had an obsession with forbidden fruit..."
So women didn't have an obsession with forbidden fruit before the fall? What was that whole Eve and snake thing about then?
Let me guess. You're an ugly, unintelligent, sexist, racist, fundamentalist Christian with erectile dysfunction who is pissed off at the wimmens for wanting to go out with men who are:
a) handsome
b) intelligent
c) funny
d) kind
e) all of the above
f) some of the above
but who have somewhat darker skin than you do.
And, let me guess, your ideal woman is very pretty, slim but with humungous bazoomas and a teeny waist, half your age or younger, uber-Christian and totally brainless, who does not wish to do anything with her life other than homeschooling your 27 children, being barefoot-and-pregnant-in-the-kitchen, and sexing you on a regular basis while ignoring your poorly functioning, extremely small penis.
Just a guess.
Does anyone think that he's trying to say "Oh noez, women voted for Obama because they think he's hot!" I mean, if he was just talking about relationships it would be appalling enough, but that line about suffrage thrown in really makes me wonder.
Then again, I'm just one of those dirty wimminz who'd rather have a totally hot guy of a different ethnicity than one of the badly dressed basement dwelling rednecks that come up with conspiracy theories rather than admit they aren't getting laid because they ARE badly dressed basement dwelling rednecks.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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