Why should we worry about nuking some heathen MOOSLIMS? It's not like the Mooslims are going to Heaven, anyway. Since Mooslims worship Allah, and not God, GOD doesn't hear their prayers and GOD has already condemned all Mooslims to HELL.
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Yes Vera, they worship Allah...
She's certainly managing quite a strong blend of fundie ignorance and bigotry here. If she's a troll, she's hitting all the right buttons at once to be convincing; and if she's not a troll, obviously, she's hitting all the right buttons at once without even trying.
Hey bitch, if you're going to heaven anyway, why don't you nuke yourself? Take the door off of your microwave and stick your head inside. Set the microwave to 'High-er Power' put it on 'defrost' for your heart and stuff your mouth with tinfoil.
Oooops, got it slightly wrong. Worse still it appears to be true.The Darwin Awards III: Survival of the Fittest
Excerpt from the introduction:
As the graph illustrates, an average of five hundred stories are submitted per month, and approximately one in six is accepted into the Slush Pile. When a particularly sensational story appears in the news, it can be submitted hundreds of times. The spike in January 2003 was due to the shooting death of a man who decided to beat his misbehaving dog with a loaded gun. The spike in July 2002 was caused by two men fighting over who would go to heaven and who to hell; a shotgun was used to solve the argument. The September 2002 spike resulted in the Darwin Awards “Slip Sliding Away,” on page 53, and “A Rocky Roll” on page 30.
Don't forget the heathen French - they all worship that "dieu" god, instead of the real one.
Seriously, mooslims? Sounds like the cow-terrorists from a bad webcomic.
@CT
Actually, they worship the Bible. God, Jesus, any of that gack...all irrelevant so long as they KNOW what the Bible says.
@J. and D.D.G. - yeah, me and my fundy cousin, WillyBooger. Being holier than myself, I let him go first. Dang, now he knows and I'm still speculatin'. I inherited Willy's shotgun, still and truck.
aHyuck hyuck
"Since Mooslims worship Allah, and not God, GOD doesn't hear their prayers and GOD has already condemned all Mooslims to HELL."
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List! What is yon sound in the distance? Why it's the sound of all the Professors of Theology in the world laughing their tits off at you!
When they've calmed down, they'll be able to explain to you that the Hebrew 'Elohim' (as Jews refer to him), Islamic 'Allah', and the Judeo-Christian 'God'/'Yahweh'/'YHWH' are all one and the same.
Then they'll continue their pointing and laughing at you for not knowing what is basic RE/Comparative Religions 101 at schools.
Now try Carp-ing about that, Vera.
Quoting Genesis 18:
Then Abraham approached him and said: "Will you sweep away the righteous with the wicked? What if only ten righteous can be found there?" The Lord answered answered, "For the sake of ten, I will not destroy it."
Even the Bible says that Your Argument Is Invalid.
Why should we worry about nuking some heathen MOOSLIMS? It's not like the Mooslims are going to Heaven, anyway. Since Mooslims worship Allah, and not God, GOD doesn't hear their prayers and GOD has already condemned all Mooslims to HELL.
Well, "Vera Carp", a little bit more than 10 years ago, several young guys gathered, and said: "Why should we worry about killing some heathen CHRISHTUUNS? It's not like the Chrishtuuns are going to Heaven, anyway. Since Chrishtuuns worship Jesus, and not Allah, Allah doesn't hear their prayers and Allah has already condemned all Chrishtuuns to HELL."
And they hijacked four aircraft, and flew them into some buildings on US soil, inflicting unspeakable horror. Remember?
"Vera Carp", the level of your morality is even lower as of these young guys. You are talking about exploding nuclear devices over populated areas. You are nothing but an filthy advocate of the worst mass murder ever in human history. Your malicious "proposal" would surpass the Nazis a hundred times in evilness.
Sorry, but Allah refers to the same nonexistent god of Abraham that Jews and Christians, as well as Moslems, waste their time on, moron.
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