Contraception is wrong! That is taking a future unborn baby's life into your own hands, or you and your spouse's hands. Nope..sorry, but you aren't the Almighty One and that's NOT your job. Not to sound rude, but it wouldn't kill today's society to learn self-discipline!!!
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Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
By this logic putting a baby in a carseat is wrong because it involves putting a baby's life in your hands or the driver's hands. The driver isn't the Almighty One. Safety is NOT the job of a mortal.
Come to think of it, you should stop wearing a seatbelt. Because that's taking a life into your own hands, and that's NOT your job.
Okay, you do realise that when you shoot out sperm, it's not just one sperm but millions of them. So even if you didn't use contraception and was planning on having a baby, you'd be inadvertently killing the millions minus one sperm that did not make it to egg.
I can derive from your logic that we must use all our sperm and eggs in our bodies? I'm afraid our Earth wouldn't be able to support us. Especially you fundies.
By your logic, every conception is a mass murder as well, as there are millions of sperm to start with which is quickly whittled down to 1, 2...single digits, at the best case.
YOU CAN'T WIN!
Also, when God starts supporting the multitude of children he's commanding us to make, I'll support the abolition of contraceptives. As that's not happening any time soon, I support the right for people to make a responsible choice.
So, following that logic, any time you're not procreating you're going to hell.
This. makes. total. sense.
Not only are you worried about future babies, you're now worried about... future future babies?
Also, by that logic, not having sex in a situation where it would be possible is wrong too. If you did, you could have a baby, and by not doing it, you're depriving that baby of the chance to live!
Some are born with sexual discipline, some achieve sexual discipline, and some have sexual discipline thrust upon them... because they are ugly as shit. Oh and by the way, contraception in many forms prevents the fertilization of an egg, which is necessary for the creation of a fetus. THAT, not sperm ejaculated into a condom, is an unborn baby.
Not to sound rude, but it wouldn't kill today's society to learn self-discipline!!!
You do sound rude. And like you should take your own advice.
Not only are you a bit rude, but you are mind-numbingly stupid. Now, mind your own business, butthead.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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