FSTDT is one of the most truly disturbing websites I have ever seen on the internet. Please don't visit unless you want to be mocked, ridiculed, and persecuted just because you are a moral person with faith.
"Guess we're more popular than jesus" - malicious_bloke [Guess you don't remember what happened to the last guy that said that. Or that Jesus is capitalized. I imagine there is a great deal that you don't remember, or else never knew in the first place.]
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ASTWC is one of the most truly disturbing websites I have ever seen on the internet. Please don't visit unless you want to be mocked, ridiculed, and persecuted just because you are a rational person who doesn't believe in fictional beings.
Oh, wow. "It's disturbing, but I ripped it off completely to make this site and do the exact same thing to them that they do to people like me only with much less wit and while completely missing the point!"
That's what I read, anyhow. I think that's a valid point. (I can't read it as it is because I have an anti-stupidity filter installed on Firefox.)
"Guess you don't remember what happened to the last guy that said that."
Oh, right. The KKK led boycotts and burnings of his albums. He apologized. He still had enormous success. Fifteen later, he was murdered by a deranged religious fanatic. How could I forget.
I guess John Lennon is bigger than Jesus. I mean, everyone believes he existed. Unlike Jesus, he actually wrote an awful lot (instead of nothing).
"Guess you don't remember what happened to the last guy that said that."
Oh, right. The KKK led boycotts and burnings of his albums. He apologized. He still had enormous success. Fifteen later, he was murdered by a deranged religious fanatic. How could I forget.
I guess John Lennon is bigger than Jesus. I mean, everyone believes he existed. Unlike Jesus, he actually wrote an awful lot (instead of nothing).
ASTWC is a parody site. It's come up before.
Still, I wouldn't put it past fundies to do something like that...it might actually be amusing to see what kinds of quotes *actual* fundies think are funny. Amusing in a sad sort of way, like watching a terrible movie.
It is for me, too, because there's only so much insanity I can take. I refuse to go to the real fundy sites, or Free Republic. The saving grace here is the comments; I know I'm not alone.
In a way, this is a very disturbing site, but because of the people who get mocked instead of the people who post here. He/she/it does have a point about malicious_bloke's comment, though - he should have capitalised Jesus, but that's just a grammar issue, not an issue of morality.
@Philbert McAdamia
FSTDT is one of the most truly disturbing websites I have ever seen on the internet.
It is for me, too, because there's only so much insanity I can take. I refuse to go to the real fundy sites, or Free Republic. The saving grace here is the comments; I know I'm not alone.
Amen to that...I find that every so often I have to take a few days off from reading this site...it sends me into despair and makes me long for the old days when people like these were locked up as being delusional and the rest of us (most especially their poor children) were spared their insanity.
These people are the very evil they fear.
AHA! I fucking knew it!
I knew they would rip off FSTDT at some point! That's what they do, they wait for popular sites and then mimick them. No originality...
EDIT: Wow, now that I've actually gone through the "website", I'm feeling quite embarassed for them. The place has been going since it looks like November last year, and has reached the lofty total of three quotes and sixty-three comments. Congrats!
Oh good grief, he's even misspelled the URL! ASTDT as an abbreviation for Atheists Say The Weirdest Crap?!
This has to a poe! Can this possibly be otherwise?
"Guess you don't remember what happened to the last guy that said that. Or that Jesus is capitalized. I imagine there is a great deal that you don't remember, or else never knew in the first place."
Maybe, but look how many DECADES it took!
nice to be appreciated innit.
This was BCF's little tantrum after being kicked off the forums a few months ago.
His little forum turned into a ghost town after he banned all of us from having a bit of fun with it
I'm a moral person.
In fact, I'm SO moral, I'm moral even though I don't believe that my actions are being watched over by an invisible man in the sky who will send me to hell if I screw up.
Yeah, that's right. I don't feel FORCED into morality. I just do it because its the right thing to do.
Climbing down off my high horse now...
I'd capitalize jesus' name, but seeing as how he didn't exist.... why the fuck should I?
Oh, and a double FUCK YOU for bringing up John Lennon. John was all kinds of awesome, plus he was real.
Please don't visit unless you want to be mocked, ridiculed, and persecuted just because you are a moral person with faith. "
We mock, ridicule and persecute idiots, not people of faith.
Oh, I see, your religion requires you to be an idiot.
"Guess we're more popular than jesus" - malicious_bloke [Guess you don't remember what happened to the last guy that said that. ...
Oh, Oh! I know that one!
He was murdered about 20 years later by one of your fellow fundie fucktards.
[Please don't visit unless you want to be mocked, ridiculed, and persecuted just because you are a moral person with faith.]
Perhaps you haven't read many of the quotes we comment on.
Teh Internets be serious business. If, to him, FSTDT is one of the most disturbing sites on the internet, its clear that he's never been near Fark, or any of the chans, Something Awful, rotten or imhostfu. FSTDT is humor-lite compared to these sites.
::facepalmheaddesk::
I just might have to check out this site. I expect it's a shit rip-off of FSTDT, though.
EDIT -- And now I want my 5 minutes back.
Ok, if you apply a non-sequitur, because John Lennon was killed 15 years after he said that sentence, don't expect not to be mocked. Even devout Christians think you're a poe, not to feel embarrased.
@Jedi1josh: FSTDT, natch.
Though much like the Black Knight, ASTWC will continue to scream victory when it is de-limbed.
What happened to the last guy that said that? He still made millions of dollars, maintained his popularity and he and his former band are still revered. He wasn't shot until almost 15 years after saying that, and it was by a fanatical fan and had nothing to do with the statement. How about you fill your brain with learning.
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