Muhammed is a perverted child molester that went to hell. He couldn't get out of his grave to save his life, and Allah is a dead god and you have a dead book. God's blessing was not on Ishmael. Repent and believe the gospel!
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So easy to make this cowardly statement on the intarwebs.
Go say that in your local Mosque, you yellow-bellied, limp-wristed fuckin' bigot.
Enough irony to make a hangar for the Death Star!
Oh, the irony. Fundamentalist Christian crap like this is what breeds Fundamentalist Muslim crap, which breeds Fundamentalist Christian crap, which breeds....
Allah is the Christian God. And the Christian God is the Jewish God, who is the Muslim God (Allah) and round and round it goes.
Why is it so hard for Christian fundies to understand that?
"He couldn't get out of his grave to save his life"
And you have no evidence that jeebus did either. Other than people claiming it happened, but thinking, 'hmmm I could make money out of this'
Muhammed is a perverted child molester that went to hell.
Given the ages of people when they first consumated a marriage back then, it's pretty damned unlikely that Mary was in her teens when God did the dirty with her...
Nice to know God is a perverted child molester too... at least Mohammed MARRIED the girl first. God just fucked her and split!
1) As I understand it, while Muhammed did marry a nine year old, they didn't consummate the marriage until she was of age.
2) Prove that he went to hell, and that he really wasn't God's chosen.
3) Muslims aren't the ones claiming "rising from the dead" is a sign of God's favor-you are.
4) Allah is the Abrahamic god. He is the god of the Jews, Muslims, Christians, and Baha'i. The fact that you four interpret the same god differently really ought to tell you something.
5) A book that lasts as long as both the Bible and the Koran really can't be considered "dead" now, can it?
6) God did in fact bless Ishmael. (Genesis 17:20)
7) Unfortunately, the gospel has just as much chance of being true as the Koran. That is, none at all.
Grammarnazi:
Mohammed married Aisha when she was six, then consumated the marriage when she was 9.
Some muslims try to dick around with the langauge to make Aisha older, while other say if 9-year-olds are good enough for Mohammed, they're good enough for me.
Muhammed is a perverted child molester that went to hell.
A certain religion that I could name seems to be full of child molesters.
He couldn't get out of his grave to save his life,
Sam Goldwyn, is that you?
and Allah is a dead god and you have a dead book. God's blessing was not on Ishmael.
First, God (any flavor of God) would have to be demonstrated to exist.
Repent and believe the gospel!
Repent and believe reality!
"Muhammed is a perverted child molester that went to hell."
And your magical tome of banality condemns paedophilia, where?
"He couldn't get out of his grave to save his life,"
Now that's funny! Especially because you don't know it is.
Well, he was a child molester.
And his God is the same god as yours, suck on that.
"Jesus is an incestuous pervert who impregnated his own mother. He couldn't return within the generation of his apostles to save his life, and God is dead and you have a dead book. Allah's blessing was not on Issac. Repent and believe in the Quran!"
They're BOTH books that tell a bunch of fables and insist that they are right! It's even about the same deity! Disregard one, you may as well disregard your own, idjit!
God's blessing was not on Ishmael.
Err,
Genesis 17:20 And as for Ishmael, I have heard thee: Behold, I have blessed him , and will make him fruitful, and will multiply him exceedingly; twelve princes shall he beget, and I will make him a great nation.
Fail.
"Allah is a dead god..."
So you're god is dead?
"Muhammed is a perverted child molester that went to hell."
And King David had a man murdered so he can sleep with his wife.
"and Allah is a dead god and you have a dead book. "
Allah and the christian god are basically the same god.
"Muhammed is a perverted child molester
Unfortunately, Mohammed isn't just a historical figure. His deeds and words as recorded in the hadith literature still create and enforce social norms for millions of Muslims today. Muslim men in countries such as Iran, Yemen, and Saudi Arabia marry prepubescent girls because Mohammed did so, and therefore, they believe, it is acceptable for them to do so as well.
There was no godly blessing ever, except in stories and power and abuse justification claims. All deities were fabricated by humans and promoted via human traditions.
A: Our religions are very similar, in fact, we can probably agree to this and live in peace.
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