The female of the "humanoid" species is different than the female of most other flesh species in that the female of the "humanoid" species is "pseudo", meaning can be persuaded, acting a sham or acting under false pretensions. In short, they will give into the reproduction exercise even if they are not in "season". (Some of the "primate" species also fall into this category.)
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I believe he is trying to explain (very badly) the fact that the human females have concealed ovulation. Unless by context he tries to imply it is unevolvable, ergo evolution is impossible (in which case, that context should've been included in the quote), it is not fundy, just ignorant.
Hope that helps,
Grey Wolf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concealed_ovulation
Actually, the only truth about that is that humans and some chimpanzees have as peculiarity that they have eliminated the "estrum", that is, the libido and the capacity of being fertile only once or twice a year in a determined season. That's not "pretention" or "persuasion" or "sham", it's the fact that we can have children the whole year, not just in spring or autunm.
Women are not "pseudo." Women are very real.
That people having sex bothers you makes me believe you are just a lonely, angry person whom no one will date.
Sniffing glue before studying for your Human Anatomy & Physiology class is a really bad idea.
Seriously, Dan, you gotta stop. We're worried about you, man.
I think "Dan" needs to "meet" a "real dirty whore" who will "rock" his "world" so "hard" he'll never "complain" about them "pseudo female humanoids" again.
Damn, it's hard writing with so many blasted quotation marks--!
Dolphins, bonobos, and humans all mate for recreation as well as procreation. Curiously enough, they are also among the most intelligent creatures on the planet...
Eve wins.
True fact: 100% of bonobos are bisexual. Something to do with social bonding, I believe.
Other true fact: Dolphins have blowhole sex. The males are also known to try to fuck sea turtle shells.
Damn I love evolutionary biology!
Well women ovulate about 13 times a year, and I believe are most frisky around that time. I've also read that they release pheremones that that have a physiological impact (eg the cycles of women living together tend to synchronise).
The point is, of course, that women DECIDE when to mate, and with whom. And do so even if they're not in a fertile phase, i.e. for fun
1.) Humans are not the only animals that have sex for fun.
2.) Sex is fun, and feels really good. Pro tip: there's a reason for that.
Don't forget dolphins.
Of course, the fact that humans don't have a 'mating season' flies way over Dan's head - and who calls it the "humanoid species," anyway? That's so not right, it's not even wrong.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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