I do have a dog a big beautifull lab who is well taken care of mabey even spoiled. I'am not hatefull im just sicks of f@gots and there disrespect of god and the bodys he or she gave them. Plus my kids dont need to see them fondle eachother in public. GO TONY STEWERT
[so slims treats his dog better than his fellow human beings..wonder how his God (he or she) feels about that...]
Gays are not human, Humans procreate. gays just give birth to desease. I'am really not religous. I can understand how nature works cant you.
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You believe in God, you're religious.
You think gays aren't human, hateful is mild when it comes to describing you.
"Gays are not human, Humans procreate."
So if someone is infertile, he/she is not human? Great argument you got there.
And when have you ever seen gay people fondle each other in public?
Let's look at this person's salient points:
1) He has a dog that he loves and takes care of.
2) He is sick of homosexuals.
3) He loves Tony Stewart.
And these are connected how?
"I'am (sic) not hatefull (sic) im (sic) just sicks (sic) of f@gots (sic) and there (sic) disrespect of god and the bodys (sic) he or she gave them."
No, you are hateful and I assume "sicks" as well as envious (of .. the bodys he or she gave them).
I too am sicks (sic) of this one.
"im just sicks of f@gots"
Fatgots?
You're sick of fat guts?
Or fat goats?
Or fat gotts, as in the German word for God?
Regardless, you seem to have problems with the overweight community.
How on Earth do you link dogs, homosexuals, gawd, fondling, disease, nature, AND a Nascar champion in one fell swoop?
o_O
Here's the point where someone beats your head in with a tire iron. After all, assholes aren't human, so it's okay, right?
"I'am not hatefull im just sicks of f@gots and there disrespect of god"
Oooooooookay...
" Plus my kids dont need to see them fondle eachother in public"
...where the hell is all this fondling going on? I hear fundies complaining about it all the time, but have yet to hear about it from a reputable source, or see it myself. And I live in Massachussetts, for God's sake! But, maybe the right to marriage has placated their animalistic, godless desires...
I think I'm just going to call projection on this one, and dismiss it as the symptoms of a raving closet case.
"Gays are not human, Humans procreate. gays just give birth to desease."
In that case, children, (most of) the elderly, and the impotent are not human. Bravo. Also, giving birth to disease sounds painful...
Gays are awesome!
This weekend the local gays and lesbians had their annual drag baseball game, first time I've known about it and showed up to watch; it was a blast! Drag queens vs drag kings, and... unconventional rules.
I think I want to play next year.
"I do have a dog a big beautifull lab who is well taken care of mabey even spoiled. I'am not hatefull im just sicks of f@gots and there disrespect of god and the bodys he or she gave them."
That is the best example of someone doing a complete 180 ever. Lets talk about dogs, oh by the way I hate faggots.
Cut it out, Slim, you make NASCAR fans look bad.
Or worse than they already do.
Your ignorance of the English language and you self-expressed bigotry mean that your are not deservng of a proper answer. Get an education and look beyond the horizon of your garden fence. There is a bigger world out there than you imagine, and quite frankly, it would despise you as you are even more than you despise gays.
You are a pitiful specimen of ignorance.
Sentence 2:
"im just sicks of f@gots and there disrespect of god"
Sentence 8:
"I'am really not religous."
Lemme guess ... it's not a religion, it's a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, right?
Humans procreate. gays just give birth to desease.
I guess you've forgotten about all those sexually transmitted diseases that showed up in heterosexuals.
Syphilis
Gonorrhea
HPV
Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
Chlamydia
LGV
Trichomoniasis
Viral Hepatitis
So remind me: who is it that's breeding disease?
Um, slugs procreate, too. By that logic, you are either a slug or a human. I'm going with the former.
(And gays do NOT create disease. And damn, i wish I could use itallics here.)
Oh silly me, here I've been thinking all this time that I was a human. I mean, I look like one, act like one, but I'm a faggot, so I guess I'm not a human.
Thanks for the info, I'll sign up for the extermination camp as soon as possible.
the definition of human isn't 'something that procreates' otherwise most living things would be human and several heterosexual humans and other organisms would be classified as nonhuman.
You can't understand how written language works, perhaps spoken language as well. How exactly do you expect me to believe you understand nature?
Actually you can't. Behaviourally speaking "The Gay" are very interesting to scientists because we recognise them as a group of people who have taken a behaviour to an extreme.
Real heterosexual behaviour is hyperagrressive. You would basically hang around in what effectively is a "rape" gang that goes around trying to seduce women and fight other "gangs" of men. Our gangs would be compiled of individuals who we can dominate so we have "manpower" but no threat.
The formation of vague homosexual tendencies allows us to have "equal" friends rather than minions. To look at women as people rather than baby making machines. It is what made our society grow up and become the vague utopia it is today.
Even if gays weren't human, how come you treat your dogs better than them? That doesn't make sense.
No kids really need to see ANYONE, including opposite sex couples fondling themselves in public, yet you guys never seem to have a problem with that. I've seen more heterosexual PDA at my high school than I ever needed to see.
Finally, fuck you. Gays are more humane than you'll ever be. If the definition of a human is the ability to procreate, I guess all our infertile and senior citizens aren't human, either?
Y'all, having seen this, I need to *leap* to say that not all or even most Tony Stewart fans are like this. (That's the man in my avatar at the forums.)
Actually, I'd love to see Slimsnowslider's reaction if I were to tell him/her how popular Tony Stewart is among the guys at my GLBT NASCAR fans' Yahoo! Group.
.....there disrespect of god and the bodys he or she gave them.
As soon as you said that, you proclaimed yourself 'religous'. (sic)
@FMG: Interessting idea. I will do a little research on it.
@Professor M: You seem to be a nice individual. Why don't you show it more often? Because ad hominem is a great way to gain credential. Or so I've heard...
Gays are not human, Humans procreate.
Love, compassion, mercy, kindness, love for life...all things I used to espouse with humanity...all wrong. What truly defines a human being is whether of not s/he is a walking baby factory.
I love this post. Bad grammar, first off. And I don't know how in the hell he combines love of dogs, hatred of homosexuals, hatred of cigarettes, NASCAR, being fundy Christian and not being religious. And the real kicker...where in the hell are homosexuals fondling each other in public? Other than some lesbians kissing that I see (rarely), I've never seen full-fledged fondling. Now heterosexuals on the other hand...I've seen some real crazy shit go down in public that would make a porn star blush, and I live in the Bible Belt.
@a mind far far away
Eeeyeah...I always find this funny. Joe and June Newlywed can be three steps away from fucking in the produce aisle, and that's okay. Gays so much as hold HANDS in public, and suddenly the Prude Police have issues.
So, you own a dog, and your favorite Nascar driver is one of the sport's biggest assholes, and this somehow renders you capable of making decisions about the private lives of the rest of us. Ooooooookay.
English. Please learn it. Now!
My red-pen sense is itching to do some correcting on that text. I count four in just the first sentence.
The sign @ is usually pronounced "at", you know. What's a fatgot?
So, then I'm no human either. I have not procreated, as God has apparently not given me a body to bear children with.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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