I believe the Bible is not a science book. BUT where it touches on science, it is flawless, where it touches on geography it is flawless, where it touches on biology it is flawless, where it touches on astronomy it is flawless, etc.
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BUT where it touches on science, it is flawless...
...where it touches on geography it is flawless...
...where it touches on biology it is flawless...
...where it touches on astronomy it is flawless...
...etc.
so in fundieland flawless means; "stop proving stuff"
What's the Bible say about the planets? The Greeks of this time period (2500 years ago, so before) Knew of five planets and their orbits.
And what it says about Earth and the Sun?
Nowhere near flawless.
Um, have you ever READ a science book? God would appear from the bible to have little to no idea of what we would call science (or just about anything else for that matter); perhaps that's because it is a nasty little tome written by desert dwelling nomadic folk who wrote about what they knew about the world (very little)? Surely if a god had had a hand in it they would have been sensible enough to put a chapter in about, say, basic (accurate) human biology? Or a nice periodic table? Not too much for an omnipotent deity to rustle up, surely?
So, had any luck changing the coloring of livestock's offspring by showing them a colored stick? C'mon, its in the bible (Genesis, the story of Jacob and Laban) so it must be possible. After all, the science of the bible is, and I quote, "flawless."
Isaiah 11:12 “And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.”image
I believe the Bible is not a science book. BUT where it touches on science, it is factless, where it touches on geography it is factless, where it touches on biology it is factless, where it touches on astronomy it is factless, etc.
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I believe the Bible is not a science book. BUT where it touches on science, it is flawless, where it touches on geography it is flawless, where it touches on biology it is flawless, where it touches on astronomy it is flawless, etc.
...and where it touches on you ...image
“where it touches on geography it is flawless”
“where it touches on biology it is flawless”
“where it touches on astronomy it is flawless”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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