Don't ever leave the spiritual training to the mother, no matter how good a job she does, or the children will grow up thinking religion is for women.
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Misogynist Alert! What happened? Your college sweetheart tell you that you sucked in bed or something?
The last time I checked, religion was for everybody, you prick, not just for men. What if the child was a girl? Would that exclude her from being taught religion at all? But then, wouldn't that keep her from being a good little Christian? And don't you need good little Christian women to enslave? Hmm..... there's a bit of a hole in your plan there, Mikey boy.
Ah, the Pearls, such cunts.
But um... to be honest, this doesn't quite make sense? Is he saying only men have to abide by the ridiculous fundie rule books now? If so, cool! All the women can have happy, fullfilled lives, and the men, well, can't! Mwhahaha!
Ahem.
"Don't ever leave the spiritual training to anybody who listens to me, no matter how good a job they do in spite of my advice, or the children will grow up thinking religion is for sadists and the profoundly retarded."
Fixed!
"Train up a child"? Why does that sound like a "dirtier" version of Princess Maker to me?
On that note, meet the miko nuns.
This doesn't surprise me, coming from the man who beats his children with PVC pipe.
I'm normally a bit of a pacifist, really - despite my ranting posts - but if I ever meet this man in person, I'm going to kick him in the groin. I encourage the women of the world to do the same.
It's what Jesus would do, I think.
Think before you call someone a cunt, OK?
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No. It makes them xenophobes. Cunts are actually very welcoming--the time honored tool of the oldest profession. They have no political agenda, being the progenitors of every human in existence. I'm not all that good at coming up with put-downs--but "cunts"... well, being the happy owner of one would prefer not to have those chickenshit, narrow-minded, self-interested bigots associated with any part of my anatomy."
-from the Nightshade Books message board.
I agree, Cunts are usefull. They are a nice place to warm my penis.
Michael Pearl is not a cunt, Michael Pearl is useless and needs to be removed from the galaxy.
because, you know, flying spaghetti monster FORBID that some fundie kids realise that hey, WOMEN AREN'T STUPID WORTHLESS VIXENS.
also, when daddy teaches religion he likes to include lessons on how junior is totally allowed to beat up on mom when she tells him to stop throwing his peas on the wall.
Girls' stuff: Horses, dolls, princesses, the colour pink, glitter, singing, and Christian fundamentalism.
Ho-kay.
That's right sweetie, grow up thinking that women are not man's equal according to God, and then when you get to heaven and meet HER, boy is SHE gonna be pissed!
Hey, who did Christ appear to after he rose from the dead? Hmmm, maybe, just maybe, a WOMAN? Who was the first disciples, WOMEN? Who helped spread Christ's teachings and God's word? WOMEN! Check your bible next time before you put some chauvinistic malarky like this on the board.
So, she bears the children, she has to give up jobs and career for them but she can't educate them because, according to them, religion is an only male issue. Of course, it's not when they demand wives to be submissive.
And, following your logic, a woman will never be submissive to her man and go to church because, this way, they will think that religion is only for men. And don't educate girls, for that matter. Be consistent, please.
Apparently, women just plain don't have the head for anything other than cooking, cleaning, child-rearing, and keeping her legs wide open.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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