Barry Soetoro, Esq #conspiracy thesleuthjournal.com

So you’ve got a problem: Who exactly can you install (as the next President) to keep the lid on 9/11?

For the next President, you can’t install a Good Guy (like Chuck Norris) because he’ll get halfway through page 1 of your Top Secret 9/11 files, flip out, and blow the whistle. If he doesn’t go public, he’ll at least toss someone in prison, and that guy might squeal and bring the whole scheme down – sending you to jail for staging 9/11 and covering it up.

But you can’t install a Bad Guy either. Michael Bloomberg didn’t get where he got by selling the most Girl Scout cookies. He got this far (and collected $37 Billion) by being clever.

The Uniparty doesn’t let you become Mayor of New York if you’re too naïve to push their agenda. For example, if the Regime tells you to shepherd a fake 9/11 survivor around Manhattan, you do it:

Later, Bloomberg won’t notice when NETFLIX exposes that fake 9/11 survivor in the documentary, The Woman Who Wasn’t There. If anyone asks about Tania Head (fake WTC survivor), Bloomberg can say that he was tricked, his security team was tricked, Giuliani’s security team was tricked, and Pataki’s security team was tricked – by a kook from Spain using a fake name. Plus now, Bloomberg’s got skin in the game – since he’s on camera escorting a 9/11 fraud around Manhattan. But if CIA suggests disarming the American people (before they discover 9/11 was fake and go ballistic), you might hesitate. But where do we find Michael Bloomberg? When the Regime stages a fake shooting in an Aurora movie theater, Bloomberg jumps aboard the Gun Grab Roadshow and promotes the Aurora gun-grab hoax with vicSIM Stephen Barton:

Bizarrely, Stephen Barton rode his bike 2,000 miles across the USA, from Newtown CT to Aurora CO – just in time for opening night of Batman, where he got shot with 24 shotgun pellets in the head and neck….. before making a full recovery to become Gun Grab Roadshow poster-boy:

Against Illegal Guns (MAIG). Before long, 50 mayors flee MAIG upon realizing Bloomberg’s favorite shootings are faked by the US Government to dupe Americans out of their firearms.

Crooked or not, Bloomberg isn’t stupid enough to reside in the Oval Office holding the hot potato when the Big Con collapses – when Americans wake up and realize 9/11 was fake and Sandy Hook was Treason. Bad Guys instinctively know when the “con” is too bold. A street-level mugger will take wild risks if he hasn’t eaten in two days. But once you’ve got mansions and $37 Billion in the bank, you’re not going to mug an old lady – the reward isn’t worth the risk. Rather, a billionaire politician only takes risks when (i) He’s protected (not likely to get caught), (ii) The reward is huge, or (iii) He’s got no choice (blackmail). If all three of those conditions are met, it’s absolutely “risk-taking time.”

So your search for Presidential candidates is more frustrating than you expected. Good Guys have moral limits. Bad Guys are too smart to risk their wealth and freedom serving as Front Man when perhaps the biggest scam in history collapses on their head. Good Guys will freak out upon spotting the dirt. Bad Guys know the dirt goes deeper than anyone can imagine – and aren’t stupid enough to babysit the corpse.

Solution? You call John Kerry.

John Kerry won the game by marrying rich women, getting their money, pretending he hates war and doing his horseface-hippie routine. John isn’t bright. But sadly, he’s not dumb enough to trade yachts and mansions for a prison cell. He’s not about to waltz into your historic scam as the fall guy. John Kerry doesn’t return your calls – he doesn’t want the job either.

So for President, you can’t hire an Eagle Scout (Chuck Norris). You can’t plant a Dirtbag (Bloomberg). And even Dopes (John Kerry) are avoiding the plot.

So, who’s left? Who can you put in the Oval Office?

You hire The Ultimate Temp.

You install a puppet, who can disappear with an hour’s notice when NSA realizes the jig is up and the Pentagon computer models stop saying “We’ve got six months until folks wake up” and start saying “We’ve got six DAYS until folks wake up.”

You need someone who won’t miss the USA. Someone who won’t miss the people. Someone who won’t cry himself to sleep every night because he’ll never see the Empire State building again. Someone who’ll enjoy relaxing in Pakistan for the rest of his life.

That’s who you get.

Someone with no real family. Someone with a fake wife who might be a dude wearing a dress. Someone with two kids (obtained in Morocco?) to complete his cover identity. Someone with CIA-assigned SSN’s, a forged birth certificate, and a botched Selective Service card. In other words, you get someone off the shelf from CIA, who spent much of his life overseas. Someone CIA has in the hopper, floating around Indonesia or somewhere. Someone they’ve got on their roster who’s not doing anything vital.

You install a low-level CIA lackey. Someone you control that’ll sit there and do as he’s told. To keep the lid on your prior scams – not blow the whistle on you – while you finish looting the USA, stealing whatever’s not nailed down, and shredding decades of evidence. Someone who won’t gripe while you offshore trillions of dollars (bankrupting the Treasury to bribe foreign intel agencies so THEY won’t leak what’s really going on and land you in prison).

That’s who you put in the Oval Office.

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