Several weeks ago one of the "toof" at the back of my mouth started hurting. So I did what I usually do in such situations -- wait for the pain to go away on its own and hope for the best. Sometimes even I use "clove oil" by rubbing some with a q-tip - which often does the trick.

So last Saturday, two days before X-MAS, the pain intensified big time to a point that it was practically unbearable. So I called my regular dentist and was told he was out of town. So I started scrambling for any dentist who would be willing to see me on an emergency basis. Finally I managed to make an appointment for later that afternoon at a dentist located downtown.

Upon arriving at the clinic I was greeted by a Sheboon who was conditioned to smile and act friendly. Later, the dental assistant (also a sheboon with a behind the size of Texas) called my name and asked me to follow her to see the dentist - who luckily was human. The dentist prescribed Tylenol with codeine/antibiotics and recommended I see my regular dentist on Tuesday, but if I wanted to he can take an x-ray to see if he can treat the "toof right then and there, and I agreed.

So once again I had to follow the sheboon with the massive behind who led my to the x-ray area. While there I encountered a truly disgusting buck (oily curly hair, unshaven, smelly) who apparently was an x-ray technician. So the buck put me in a small closet and started taking x-ray. Immediately I realized something is not right as I kept hearing the sound of the machine buzzing too long (rather the split second) -- So the buck realized I got nervous and ooked something to the effect that I should not worry because x-ray is harmless. So I asked the buck, if it is harmless why do you hide behind a lead wall, and the buck had no answer. I told the buck I had to go to the bathroom and left the clinic...